Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML
Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
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zAstonish 20
On a scale of 1 to 10, how pissed were you?
rt58killer10 20
The side effects of FML
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rt58killer10 20
The side effects of FML
Ms_ValS 27
Favourited! At least you don't feel the need to eat every time your dog rings a bell. (Kelso reference)
wheresmymary 22
Classical conditioning
MrsDruidess 23
#36 thats a reference to pavlov's bell. . . you should look into it.
Ms_ValS 27
Yes and Kelso (Kutcher) from That 70s Show thought the dog was the one who rang the bell. oh nvm.
cheshireau 26
It is true. I do the same thing, however, yet to wee myself.
zAstonish 20
On a scale of 1 to 10, how pissed were you?
amine91_fml 12
a little
rt58killer10 20
A "little"
praesidiem 16
A *little*
jgwyh 18
Good old Pavlov's experiment
EverestMelting 23
'I was at the bar the other day and I heard the phone ring and then I remembered, OH SHIT, I need to feed my dog.'
theTravinator 21
I got my AP Psychology teacher a mug that has a dog on it in a cardboard box on the sidewalk, with a sign that says "will drool for bells". Classic
C_Celine_101 19
I got my AS psychology teacher a mug that say 'Freudian sips' on one side and ' when you say something but mean your mother' on the other. She loved it haha
abbyade 21
Lol, you need to get out more :). Dw OP. I do that too, well excluding the peeing bit.
Ritokage 3
well then you aren't really doing the same I'd say
JustinJK 21
Oh shit. I didn't realize that I could only FML on a desktop computer confined within my home. If only there were some way to view FML on a mobile device on the go. Like some sort of mobile application. No, no! That'd be crazy. I forgot it's 1995 and I'm using this app at home right now via dial up Internet. I'm completely imagining that I'm in a cafe at a table right now. I never get out, so I've gone crazy. all I do is sit at home and look at fml and nothing else. There's no way OP could ever use the app while using the bathroom anywhere else except home. They never ever get out.
Paws_Cat 29
56K, baby.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Oh my god I'm pissing myself
daltond27 10
Just like OP
abNormal62 23
Are you sure it was urine?
LifeOfAnRN 18
Really administrators? Wow. No offense to OP but how is this really even an FML?
larrena2377 26
Um, because they pissed themselves?
igg125 30
At least you didn't drop your phone in the toilet.
MeAnd 9
At least it's better than ******** your pant.
_ely_foster_ 11
haha damn