Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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AbortionSurvivor 13
My dad used to do shit like this when I was growing up. When I asked why he simply replied "it's my house, I can do what I want"
XxNekoLovexX 26
So apparently you need two things: #1: Brain bleach to get the image out of your head & #2: Common sense to knock into your father's head.
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Comments (37)
XxNekoLovexX 26
So apparently you need two things: #1: Brain bleach to get the image out of your head & #2: Common sense to knock into your father's head.
TheLostCauseFML 40
I'd agree... Open skull, scrub clean... pop the eyes in a golf ball washer and good as new... mostly..
hkhan24 23
You'd hope there won't be a next time, but it sounds like he plans on doing this regularly.
AbortionSurvivor 13
My dad used to do shit like this when I was growing up. When I asked why he simply replied "it's my house, I can do what I want"
pleasedie 22
Hate people like that. It's understandable that you do whatever you want in your own home but at least have some common curtesy.
shay_serendipity 29
My younger brother does that as well, walking around our house naked. It was semi-acceptable when he did it as a toddler and we all thought he'd grow out of it, but years later he's a middle schooler and still walks around naked with no shame. I'm glad my dad doesn't do that though, **** your and OP's lives.
MandieL 27
My mom still does this at 55. And she wonders why all her kids moved out young lol
hasooon 24
Holy shit, didn't expect a lot of guys have to same things going on in their houses. And i though op dad is weird.
Limeila 10
And he was totally right...
krazayman 18
i grew up in a house with 3 sister and my mother and they all still to this day have a habit of walking around in their underwear. im glad they are wearing something but it's still awkward
MsMedea 26
It could have been more embarrassing if you had brought your friends or partner over to visit!
BantasaurusRex 13
Its his house and he can do what he wants FYL
gracehi 33
Knock on the invisible door like a normal person next time, OP. Gosh.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Dysfunctional family?
pennsatucky 12
My dad does this a lot too, but it kind of let me know why my mom acts like a bitch most of the time. FYL, Op.
kayposion 17
You need a neuralyzer from the men in black 0.0
LoverWordsFood 27
Maybe knock on the front door then? I really don't know OP. I unfortunately know this issue but with my father in law. It's just one of those things you just walk away and guzzle the bleach just to get the image out of your head. The only thing I really have is, it's their house, they pay for it and can do whatever they want inside.