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Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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OhMinty 5

How can you ever get that image out of your head? :/

golferman72 16

Nobody could ever unsee this. I am so sorry for what you have seen.

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OhMinty 5

How can you ever get that image out of your head? :/

KrazieKleo 13

Only way to free your mind of such a horrible image is to die. Or just go see one of the MiB officers and they will fix ya up with their neuralyzer.

gc327072 31

Do what Oedipus did.

hatesfate 6

Wouldn't have needed to if she had just knocked and waited for an answer

Futacy 30

Gouge your eyes out maybe? I dunno, that's what I'd do.

mahdi8130 8

Wait but did the mom got scared when you walked in, and her hand shake a little causing to cut his ballsack. I mean there is very large chance of that happening.

totheforest84 4

But if you gouge your eyes out that would be one of the last things you ever saw. I don't think I could live with that. Seriously though I think open deserves it; knock next time you want to go through a closed door.

dead247 13

A large bottle of whiskey and some pain killers. That is what came to mind.

olpally 33

Lots of vodka!!

Ray_of_midnight 23

@62 I think that was the point of the Oedipus comment. Kids these days....

MuseFan1991 14

64- i love how you totally ignore the whole point of the FML and focus on whether OP's mum cut dad's balls. what does it matter?

emilyjgraham 34

76, just because you get married doesn't mean you have to stop making an effort. plus, he may find it difficult to shave or he may have an unsteady hand!

horseridermc 2

So need to get specific.

golferman72 16

Nobody could ever unsee this. I am so sorry for what you have seen.

biggestfan23 11

This is the type of image that stays with you for years... My condolences

mfischer 17

This is why knocking is a wonderful part of basic etiquette.

ElatedEarthling 15

It would've been a lot harder to "unsee" if her dad was giggling and enjoying himself while the mom was shaving the sack. If he was just stoically standing there like "Yeah, she shaves my balls, so what?" then it wouldn't have been too bad. Probably... :/

omg36 7

Why wouldn't he just shave his own balls?? And if they're married what difference does it make if he's shaved or not I mean come on.

charvisioku 22

@76 So... once you're married you should just stop making an effort? I feel so, so sorry for the poor sap you end up marrying.

Frijolero_92 1

Hopefully op didn't startle her mom upon walking in

theredheadriot 6

yikes! u aren't supposed to shave those! loool

DomDomxoxo 16

Oh, you like hairy balls?

CheeseTron 15

15- Harry Baals was a great and noble mayor of Fort Wayne, IN. Have some respect!

lj78015 2

Yes you are

AKGirlinSD 20

3, Do you like giving bjs while there are hairy balls in your face? Maybe you do but, I believe, most others don't.

ant1078 7

I'm guessing you guy watch rwj?

spekledworf 18

As a female, I am not a fan of hairry balls

RockN 10

Yikes! You're a hair sucker!

mjacv2 5

Getting a hair stuck to your tongue in the middle of a bj is not sexy.

charvisioku 22

I can't say that it really matters. In fact, I personally think guys with shaved pubic areas look ridiculous. But that's just my personal opinion, obviously.

aj94w 4

No woman enjoys going down on a tumble weed.

andiewithlove 21

AKGirlinSD - I find it ironic that you were commenter 69....

KiddNYC1O 22

Must... Get... Dick... Sucked...

desoto96 9

I can say from personal experience that shaving your jewels with a razor is a bad idea. Electric trimmers on the other hand. Much safer.

desoto96 9

Then again. I've never had someone else do it for me.

AKGirlinSD 20

144, I didn't even notice that. Even 69 agrees with me that sucking hair balls blows.

nmcoy 6

I'm not entirely sure what you really mean when you say "cream"....

wyattshack 4

Shaving cream...

I_iz_B_a_troll 24

I read it as cream-colored.. I'm not sure if that's any better though.

onlychildFTW 34

It's probably shaving cream. Haha.

irishpassion16 6

20- so did I hahaha I was really disturbed

PipingMouse 14

How about lotion? You know cream?...:P No?...No one at all?

Carmstro 13

Whipped cream instead of shaving cream and her mom's tongue instead of a razor makes for a much more horrific sight.

Missusluv313 9

#20, I read it as cream colored too lol. Even though covered is not exactly better...

Metallica36176 16

4 - I was thinking the same thing, my friend. Unlike the others. ;)

brandon3747 16

Well they are humans. Let them have fun.

smtm2012 6

I didn't know shaving balls was fun.

lacespace 8

Human imposter^

Enslaved 38

The fun starts after.

samasara 20

not when your kids are home!

aj94w 4

By your logic I should let my parents shag in front of me because, hey, they're human and I should let them have fun. Do you see where your argument is...how should I put it...******?

enchi999 8

Sorry that happened OP but that's what knocking is for.

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

I'm assuming they were either doing it in a room where OP would not ordinaryily knock, such as a kitchen or had not closed/locked the bathroom door and therefore OP assumed it was vacant.

TysGirl14 8

Yes, because most people shave their balls in the kitchen sink.

drunkandfml 11

This is exactly why people knock, OP.

SakataGintoki 9

Yes but if OP knocked and mom jumped; jolting her hand that's holding the razor to OP's dads "Happy Sacks." then I think someone just got an in home neutering for free :P so honestly I don't think Knocking would be a very bright idea in this situation...

TheOath 12

But how would OP know what's going on on the other side of the door? X-ray vision! But then again, there'd be a lot of things you wish you wouldn't have seen.

MDTeddy 13

Knocking doesn't frighten people.

KMtheDrummer 6

92 - Have you ever watched **** with other people home?

Warden1986 16

If there's one thing we learn for FML, is to always knock first!!!!!!!

UncleMuscles 5

Cream fraige?

PrincessPesa 20

Creme fraiche? I'm no grammar nazi- I'd never refer to myself as a nazi of any kind- but I'm a stickler for spelling.

MarisaCB 16

Ew, try to repress that memory. And second, why not knock?

kta817 1

I agree with you!! Knock before entering lol

klimajake 5

I love hunting

MarisaCB 16

Congrats?

secretsymbiote21 5

I can't even imagine how bad the would hurt my eyes. I truly fell sorry for you OP