Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
jesus christ, dad
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Knock first
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quick thinking
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Eminnis
Woodland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML
Anonymous
Canyon Country, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Pinsky
Chicago, United States
Kitchen Nightmare
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Top comments
Joswah 0
Gross. Just gross.
robbilee 14
a new ingredient to a recipe. yum
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Comments (235)
zackd23 0
i like b%bs
Schizomaniac 24
You stop saying that.
Schizomaniac 24
Hey, that worked.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Combo breaker?! I know this had been silent for a while, but I couldn't take the chance.
boopityboppity 11
They'd already stopped saying that.
boopityboppity 11
Which means that worked.
zp5 4
everyone stopped replying
zp5 4
which means it worked
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Stop trying to mend the broken combo!
SAMHAlN 0
isn't it nob if you're not talking about a door knob?
WiseGuy79 14
I'm betting you skipped dinner that night lol
i_wuz_nver_here 31
anyone in the mood for steak with a side of masturbation?
RachelHellYeah 0
that wasn't funny
stronghand0331 17
yes it was
sammehsaurus 0
It really wasn't. Haha
c420racer 13
Guess you don't need to add salt to your food lol
christian50 0
haha great response!
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
(just wait and see what I do to your dinner.) lol
ngyh 0
I was trying to picture the whole thing..... but, nah.... rather not!
7basher7 0
disgusting
perdix 31
So when your bangers and mash tastes funny, you'll know why.
shaannonwilding 0
ha! this made my day :)
honestlyWTF 1
I'm pretty intimidated, but I have my hot dog to keep me happy.
FFML_314 12
DUDE ME TOO! We are like soulmates!
Schizomaniac 24
I'm telling Precious.
ohthebloodygore 16
:(