Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML
Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML
Today, I was reading on my couch when I noticed my cat trying to escape out of an open window. I leapt up to stop her, but in my panic, I tripped over a coffee table leg, slammed my face into a wall, and knocked over a guitar. My cat, meanwhile, just sauntered down, and went off to the kitchen. FML
Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
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Top comments
claiiire_fml 17
SOMEONE is lonely.
krushr 3
Well, at least you didn't keep the person waiting.
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Comments (42)
claiiire_fml 17
SOMEONE is lonely.
Trent14 0
maybe he isnt and just wants to be a responsible ******* person!!!
claiiire_fml 17
How is knocing over a laptop and smashing glass with a guitar responsible?
TimberlakeEric 0
I agree with you claiiire, no one calls him so he was excited!
SuperMaria 0
And someone else is angry. Did someone ignore your call today Trent14?
ThePwnapple 0
OP must be emo.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I like to ignore calls to make people come after me, the repo men don't really appreciate it but I find it hilarious.
iSitt 0
how can a guitar player be lonely?
ThA_PaStY_KiD 0
SHUT UP GRANDMA!!!
UrNotFunny 0
Maybe he plays guitar all day and never goes out.
fml98kevin 4
if thats all they do good.
ShatteredDreams8 0
Or he/she sucks at guitar but brags about how good they are. I hate people like that
SoIFML 0
well, as it changed what i actually said which was "I was expecting an important phone call and didn't want it to go to the answer machine"... why would i be lonely when i'd just come home from being out with mates? douche.
TheZarola 10
SoIFML, I don't know if you really are the OP, but either way, shut up. You've been posting butthurt comments. If you didn't want anyone to comment negatively, you shouldn't have put up your FML. YDI, OP.
Awesomehobo44 3
Well, I wouldn't really say he was lonely. He could have been expecting an important call, so got up in a rush. But I still think he could have found the time to at least move his computer off his lap, and move the guitar out of his way. It's not like the phone rings once and goes to voicemail. He's at least got some time till it stops ringing.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi because that's pretty lame...
krushr 3
Well, at least you didn't keep the person waiting.
MiGman 5
aww shot not the guitar
xMidnightScarx 0
Smooth...
VenomSiphon 13
Holy crap, you're from the Isle of Man? That sounds like the most badass island ever. Full of dudes playing football and shooting stuff and watching **** and pounding brewskies.
Hidan_fml 0
Yum Yum Yum. ;)
nathan5 0
The only thing it's got going for it is that there's no speed limit...
SoIFML 0
To VenomSiphon: haha, sorry man, it's actually pretty shitty and small over here. And nathan5, there is obviously a speed limit. Just not on the mountain road... and if you' ve never actually been here, even during the TT, then please don't pretend you know what you're talking about.
nathan5 0
Lol ok my apologies I thought there was no speed limits outside of the towns.Sorry
0opsie 6
If it was important they would've left a message or called back.
jokerstyle33 0
wow... next time take your time and answer it slowly...
Neylin 7
Damn poor Guitar, lets hope is not a Gibson. YDI
nybsucubos 5
Fender's better
tacobird123 7
I play grestchs and rickenbackers now ^____^. But I prefer Fender, better sound.
nathan5 0
I play Lorenzo acoustic. Were a good partnership...it's crap and so am I.
Neylin 7
Yeah I have a Les paul but Gibsons are usually more expensive,
dudeitsdanny 10
If it comforts you guys at all, I think it's the glass that got smashed. Seems more likely to me.
EtannikufesiN 4
Jackson Guitars. 'Nuff Said
vocaloidtiger 12
Gibson's more expensive. I own a fender of my own, and I'm the one who mostly plays my mom's acoustic, made by Martin & Co. Martin & Co. = The best quality acoustics, period.
GawZ 0
relax, you'll live longer.