Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
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Bakarra 22
Sounds like the makings of a pretty scary nightmare...
SmileyKyliKins 4
Dangling.. Disturbing image.. You have a dazzling choice of words..
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Comments (128)
Bakarra 22
Sounds like the makings of a pretty scary nightmare...
Fylives101 2
Utterly incomprehensible.
Welshite 40
I understand that it would be a little horrifying to see your grandmother's breast anywhere but I actually feel more sympathy for the old gal than OP. It would be terribly embarrassing to accidentally expose yourself in public. I just hope OP didn't make a scene and mortify the grandmother even more.
Saryrr 3
I'm thinking her bathing suit.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
No. Sweet dreams are made of this.
dressedskeleton 10
Must've been pretty horrible for her too- F Grandma's life, her boob slipped out in public!! :/
Brool_Story_Co 17
Today, I was at the water park with my family when my boob slipped out. The worst part? I saw my grandson staring at it the entire time. FML
BioncaLuLu69 3
Today, at the water park, my grandmothers boob slipped out. Everytime I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
OhLohd111 11
Well 58, who am I to disagree?
effarigdechterw 6
Why is this thumbed down? Along with 96's reply I thought it was pretty funny. Now I picture that song playing over slowed down footage of the dangling grandma titty
TwitchingNebula 17
At that age, she'll more than likely laugh it off. My grandmother would
onealmxwilson 18
Thanks for putting the image of dangling granny boob in my head, OP. I didn't plan on eating for awhile anyway.
Morifarty 5
Body parts. So scary.
KM96 24
Quickly rush to the bathroom and rinse out your eyes!! You poor, poor grandchild!! No one should ever, ever have to suffer seeing that!
sunnyt 5
My grandma walks from her room to the bathroom naked. (My room is next to the bathroom) You could be in worst situations OP..
deBlobX 12
*worse (I'm sorry it just doesn't work without it)
NanillaVipples 2
My grandma had the classic paper-thin nighty... I made sure I picked up ALL of the toys
Doortje 30
No chance of replacing the image with a better one, eh?
TeddyB88 4
Lol with what, a taco shot?
bennetts211 2
Here's one: this happened with my grandmother, except it wasn't her boob. It was pubic hair.
Goldenchest 14
I can beat all of you. I had to watch twilight with my sister today.
SmileyKyliKins 4
Dangling.. Disturbing image.. You have a dazzling choice of words..
Welshite 40
Breasts naturally "sag" and "dangle". The perfect perk boobs you think women are supposed to have are usually from implants, surgery, or small cup sizes. Nothing defies gravity though.
menacingsprite 3
Agreed with welshite. When those implants start to sag imagine tube sock with a softball on the end.
randomhangul 4
I would have to disagree slightly. but only slightly. I have nice sized breasts that aren't saggy, mainly because I'm quite skinny. they have remained perky and I haven't had implants. maybe because I am young?
CptZoe 10
Yup, now that image is scarred into my brain too. Thanks OP. Grandmother's gone wild.
datoismyname 22
It's not that unusual. My grandpa gets drunk and let's it all hang out at family parties.
dashizam 10
My grandma just walks around in the morning hangin'.
FMLKitten 15
57- I apologize, but it was bothering me.... lets* Or is it let's? You know what... I actually don't know... Excuse me if I'm wrong.
ebonyirony 29
68- it's lets. Autocorrect tends to change it to let's.
SaturnV 25
Lets. Let's is a contraction for "let us".
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
I think OP had the same face as 5's prof pic
baddawg365 0
98- I think that's Christian Bale from American Psycho... That's not fear that's an expression of joy, so I hope that wasn't his face at the sight of his grandmothers breast
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
-_- looks scared when your scrolling down quickly
byRose 7
When in doubt whip it out! Wait... i don't think that applies here.
j_cat187 20
Lies, that applies in every situation.
iamcoolyo 5
U are hilarious
Dodge4x4Ram 46
don't close your eyes then DUH
BunchieRules 31
What happens when OP blinks? And I know very few people who sleep with their eyes open.
Xeserx 8
OMG THAT IS SO NASTY
connerwonner 7
Why does someone always have to say that?We all know it's nasty.
Dixbfloppin 11
I think it's hot.
FMLKitten 15
123- Even as a joke.., that still isn't right.
FMLKitten 15
My grandmother has six boobs! And they're always dangling too!
iBlamethetruth 9
Lmfaooooooo. That made my day. :)
KiddNYC1O 22
It's those rolls, man. They're illusional.
Fylives101 2
What was she wearing...hopefully not a two piece.