Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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biasedshooter 24
You need to just let it go
Lone_Wolf_______ 9
You didn't knock?
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Comments (182)
kavyashahs 16
He made the theatre dirty
unholyknight95 2
Just let it go.
verysmarmy 11
Which scene?
chickendude123 4
What scene!!??
Arius13 19
Which scene? 0
feitan98 13
I'm 16 and going through puberty I can jack it to a shampoo bottle or a wall. During that time during and awhile after puberty hormones start going crazy.
feitan98 13
Though I also take testosterone boosters for working out and since I'm going through puberty it just makes the side effects worse. ( horny, and a quick fuse to anger are the worst for me) I also got off because of math homework once. I felt disturbing afterwards.
trumpy 9
the disney movie or the scary movie?
Tytonic 16
YDI for not knocking like you should have.