Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, after being hella single through this pandemic, I was gently stopped by an attractive man on my way to the bus stop. He looked deep into my eyes, and I took my headphones out so I could hear him better. Then, he started moving nervously, took a breath… and offered me meth, before tweaking away. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML
Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Um, desperate much? If they look homeless, I'd be cautious just to talk to them. This is a whole new level of... awkward. Random guys you meet at bus stops that ask you on dates... Just... No.
lady_n 0
umm, didn't he even look homeless? hahah
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lady_n 0
umm, didn't he even look homeless? hahah
24788 7
They're just jealous!
thattickles 0
did they say that because he looked homeless or because they knew he was homeless? maybe your friends are just snobby, lol. if he's cute, maybe his excuse is that the economy is bad and you should go for it :D
johobus28 26
I don't understand why everyone's flipping out because the guy's homeless. Just because he doesn't have a home, that means he should be denied affection? That's just not okay
redbluegreen 41
Um, desperate much? If they look homeless, I'd be cautious just to talk to them. This is a whole new level of... awkward. Random guys you meet at bus stops that ask you on dates... Just... No.
hryffff 11
That was rude.
michelleJ11 25
57, would you go out with random guys that come up to you? How about if they were noticeably homeless ?
JADEstokesxo 0
was he actually homeless or your friends just thought that? hmm. FYL though,
xstaticdelta 6
FYL for having some awful friends
Rawrrr14 0
wouldn't he have looked homeless? I bet your friends were just mad because a guy talked to you, so they had to say a bitchy remark. I would have been like "I was talking to that "homeless" guy because he's friggen awesome, k bitch?" haha just kidding......
reetah 0
..... a COMPLETE stranger says nothing more to you than "you want to go on a date?" and you said yes?? if so, than YDI >.>
UmbreonKirby 14
Yeah. OP brought it on themselves
audereyy 0
how old was he?
Tehalon 0
What, homeless people not allowed to go out on dates?