Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he called "liquid ass." I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML
Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML
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Top comments
thatkidmal 15
That's just horrible
HopelesslyCiara5 19
Good. Then he can see how badly he needs a good cleaning every day or two.
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Comments (66)
thatkidmal 15
That's just horrible
WhoWhat_fml 10
This FML almost made me vomit...
colton_colton 50
I think i'm going to go dry heave
randymontegut 5
What if he read this.
HopelesslyCiara5 19
Good. Then he can see how badly he needs a good cleaning every day or two.
RadikulRam 16
"every day or two." That's the worse, when people just shower, sleep, wake up, change clothes and think it's enough. It's not, and I feel it's best that it's told straight up.
142_cats 13
I remember some kid the size of a ******* gorilla in class was being a twat and got sent next to me and started throwing my stuff out the window until the teacher suspended him. I could never find my butter scented pencil after that.
applebramble 22
Then he needs to know that there's an invention called "deodorant" .
gingaa96 18
Time for an axe bomb- Oh wait that wouldn't help..
Jelbeztok 17
You obviously didnt read OP's name.
imani132 6
Axe actually single handedly got a school evacuated
ErinRosado 14
What on earth is Axe?
ErinRosado 14
What is Axe? I'm assuming it's a body spray or something.
Lilxpie 18
Erin, if you are in the UK (i think it's not axe there) or Australia or somewhere else its called Lynx. It's a body spray. Axe and Lynx are the same thing but different names.
thatgirlinoregon 21
That's terrible. In a perfect world, B.O. is nacho problem. In this world, swimming nose plugs should do the trick.
xblaine 17
There is no cure for this problem
kirrra 11
regular hygiene practices could very well be a cure...
xblaine 17
What can OP do about it?
kirrra 11
you didnt really state that you meant there was nothing op could do, just that there is no cure...which there is. also, op could bring the subject up in a sensitive manner with the person, or a another person in a better position to speak to the person.
olpally 33
That's nasty. I would make a scene about him smelling awful.
botanistjessica 24
That's really immature.
Dthsapprntc 23
Would it also be immature to hose him down with a firehose with a nice smelling showergel injected directly into the waterstream? Actually I don't care how immature it is, it just sounds like fun.
xerbrus 14
love the idea 28
Raidriar 14
17, you must be that one bitch who creates a scene out of everything for attention.
xsilentxninjax 10
This totally reminded me of "That's So Raven," from the Disney Chanel... not sure if anyone here has seen/remembers that show, but yeah...
RandomPickle 9
I feel bad for the person he normally sits next to.
HopelesslyCiara5 19
I'm surprised he didn't pass out from himself..
alphabetta 23
Well, a lot of the time people can't smell their BO, but judging by how strong the smell was, he should have been able to smell himself. ...maybe his nose built up a resistance? idk xD
Gittoh 21
it might be Anosmia, people who suffers from this tend to smell a lot since they simply can't tell. I would talk with this kid and his parents, he might get bullied or worse if no one helps him. Silence is mean in this case
arandomusernameaa 20
#35 The brain filters out smells that you are constantly around, it is designed to prevent an overloading of the senses... That's why owners of smelly dogs can't smell their dogs/ Don't know their house smells of dog...
EdenCrystal 21
That sucks, but would Axe really smell better? Think about it.
emilycb93 12
In these situations, I always spray perfume or put scented hand sanitizer in my hands, and sit with my nose facing my hands.