Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Karma police
Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML
Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Who's been a naughty girl?
Today, I found out I’m the guy whose wife made adult films in college. Although embarrassed, I thought I may be able to get past it. Except for the fact that we dated in college, and she insisted we wait until after we were married to have sex. FML
Better late than never
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
Too much information
Today, my wife of twelve years got drunk and told me the best sex she’s ever had was with her first ex after they broke up. FML
My little boy is all grown up
Today, my mom shrieked in horror and burst into hysterical tears when I casually mentioned I was having sex. I've been married for three years. My wife and I have sex. Deal with it. FML
Was it worth it?
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
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greenie213 23
Boy! You've got a lot to live up to.
BuffaloSabres134 8
That would bother anyone who has a girlfriend or a wife. Regardless of when it happened.
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greenie213 23
Boy! You've got a lot to live up to.
conrad01 6
Well... At least you proved you can turn a hoe into a housewife!
ciumegu 6
Wow 6 at a time talk about a gangbang....
paperroll880 16
Can't compete with that by yourself...
supbabes 0
Love from: Dirty Mile & the boys
supbabes 0
Dirty Mike*
doctorhook86 25
That's a tough position for the OP: he's shocked and jealous, but being jealous is gonna make it worse. Take a deep breath and try to get over it, man; if she married you and she's not cheating on you, you can't get angry at her for anything she did before she met you. The fact that she still fantasizes about it is something you'll just have to accept--she liked it. My advice? For starters, buy a bunch of sex toys; that way maybe you can fulfill her fantasy without actually having to share her. Good luck dude.
greenie213 23
God people! This is a REPLY section, not a "post what should be a real comment but I'll post it in the reply section of the first commenter so I'll be able to fulfill my constant need for attention" section!
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
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Well you can't really judge her past as long as you guys weren't together. Maybe you should take this as an opportunity to sexually explore more?
cynical4life 4
Hahaha... I love when ladies say this... Shows what their own past is all about
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Um, excuse me? I've never done anything like that (not that it's your business). But I am proud to say that I'm not judgmental towards other people's sexual fantasies. Keep an open mind.
Welshite 40
SIX!!! You've got a high standard to meet OP.
TheMaster15 10
Six men at once! Dang, most men can only even dream of a threesome.
BigBoyBounce 5
But i don't think most men dream of having sex with a girl and five more men at the same time. Atleast i don't anyway.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I do..but instead of 5 other guys I was thinking more like a bakers dozen worth of guys.
MrzLuna 2
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I'm a female and I'm jealous
AussieChild 22
Really? What's the appeal with six men at once??
Ultimawolf25 19
Jealous..? Wow, didn't know people actually wanted that many guys at once :/. Yuck.
BeforeItWasCool 12
Jealous? Of what exactly? Being the college bicycle?
DjeePee 25
I know that a threesome can look awesome, but a sixsome? How does that even work? Unles it's a bukake or all those men are biseksual and doing it with eachother, I really don't see how every single party can be pleasured at the same time.
Welshite 40
*Unless *bukkake *bisexual *each *other
BuffaloSabres134 8
That would bother anyone who has a girlfriend or a wife. Regardless of when it happened.
shadexilmaendu 4
Wouldn't bother me. I've had a threesome with my boyfriend. What's right for you might not be right for everyone else people ;p
shadexilmaendu 4
Wouldn't bother me. In fact I've had a threesome *with* my boyfriend. Jus because most people prefer one partner or vanilla sexual experiences doesn't mean those who seek other avenues are wrong. The world has never been black and white.
shadexilmaendu 4
I hate this website. My post didn't show up to 10 minutes, I post again thinkin it didn't go through and I dont have the ability to delete my own comments. Why -_-
Boob_fml 6
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However, 25, some of us (such as OP), have what is know as "morals". These "morals" sometimes create emotion in situations such as learning the one you love once had none, and banged six guys at once.
DA14573 6
And then those morals scream "My wife is a *****!?"
shadexilmaendu 4
Morality is subjective, my dear child. That's fine if that's what you feel is right. I'm simply pointing out that your way is not the only way; that just because something is right for you doesn't mean the everything else is wrong for everyone else. The world isn't so black and white as all that
lacespace 8
I don't think I would be able to bring a third party into my relationship personally-but I definitely don't think by doing so you're lacking morals. 25 is right in the sense that every one has their own sexual tastes basically, and calling them immoral is for lack of a better word, stupid. I think some people are outrageous and can be a bit disturbing in their ventures but hey, whatever sinks your submarine man it's your junk not mine.
glorialaura21 8
31- Please explain how a group of people having consensual sex is morally wrong and how someone who partakes in it must have "no morals". How exactly does the number of people doing a sexual act together somehow change the act from something acceptable to something unacceptable.
DocBastard 40
shadexilmaendu - Saying "my dear child" makes you sound incredibly condescending and obnoxious, and it nearly invalidates your point which otherwise is quite right.
doctorhook86 25
31: Forgiveness is the beginning of morality, friend. Nobody can change their past. 59: Word.
nickmatt 1
The craziest thing I ever did sexually was not using a rubber with old gang bang over here
Ultimawolf25 19
XD Chappelle!
RentaName 15
Maybe it's time to convince her that a three some with another girl would be the next thing she should try? She might just be up for it.
olpally 33
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Love the username... Wow, she has a lot of experience... You need to have a talk with her... That isn't cool...
Church_Vii 4
Tell her how you feel about it. I'm sure if she understands it makes you uncomfortable/jealous/hurt she'll stop mentioning it.
meganb13 1
He just found out after 4 years of marriage, I think she held onto that one for a while