Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML
Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML
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beaukuhn7 0
why would you argue with someone about THEIR gender???
lopezoliviajane 12
More like f- the chick who got mistaken for a dude-'s life.
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Comments (241)
your_ma 27
"Um.. Are you serious?! I'm a girl!" "No you aren't! I would know better than you if you were female or not!" Well played mate, you're a genius. Poor girl is probably absolutely gutted..
ikickgingers 15
I love lamp
thatdesertdude 7
I love desk.
freddyisepic 2
I love chair.
j_cat187 20
I love name
Omfgitsmia 15
You held up her pee time lol shame on you.
beebeeL 1
Wow you're officially a dumb ****.
EmilyJoSmyth 4
Shit lol.
sparto 0
That is why you check.
_streets_ 19
Oh I hate when you can't tell if someone is a boy or a girl. I always feel bad.
kayla22098 3
It's even worse if you ask their name and they have a name that could be for either gender.
dora1126 1
There are many different ways that someone can choose to express their gender. I really hope that this gave you an opportunity to learn and to grow.
inpuredeceit 14
I totally agree. Many of my friends are transgender, genderfluid/genderqueer. It's so difficult for them to try and pick a bathroom without offending someone.
cinderella10383 6
You use the bathroom of the parts you have or if that's not possible because you have both then you need to use the one of the life you are living
Grimmerie 31
regardless of what genitalia you have, use the bathroom according to your gender. 84, not all people with vaginas are women. not all people with penises are men. a friend of mine is a ftm transsexual, an won't get her surgery for a couple of years. she shouldn't be forced to use the men's bathroom because she ISN'T a man. this is why gender-neutral bathrooms should be more common.
SangFroid 3
THANK YOU for this.
Bekll 31
110, if your friend is a ftm then why are you using female pronouns?
Tyry02 0
I get mistaken all the time. This is why I DONT and WON'T use a public restroom. Just cause I have short hair doesn't make me any different than someone else. I had a woman beat me with her purse before and all I wanted to do was pee BEHIND a CLOSED door. So who gives a ****. You don't see the person go no matter what the gender is.
ReynshineCutting 10
As a woman I don't feel any more comfortable in a public bathroom next to a "woman" who was born a man and still has a penis. I don't care if someone wants to change their gender, but if I saw a "woman" enter the ladies room I would promptly leave. Like someone else said, we need gender neutral bathrooms if people are going to be like this. It's not really fair to the rest of us to make us uncomfortable.
inpuredeceit 14
There are actually a couple of movements going on right now to make more businesses have unisex bathrooms. And I don't think that it's fair to make people chose a bathroom based on genitalia. So long as they're using a stall, I don't see the issue.
knockoutmouse 8
If you want to specify someone whom you consider "not truly female", you could still say transwoman or MtF instead of "tranny".
zombifysara 6
Reyn - Since when is it everyone else's job to make sure your delicate widdle sensibilities aren't offended? If you're that obsessed with the other people around you, maybe you should just stay home where you can control everything. This is no more acceptable than saying oh well African Americans/Asians/Jews/Homosexuals/purple people offend me so they should have to use separate bathrooms. Get over yourself.
tylerrahl 2
'make us umcomfortable' your defecating in a porcelain chair i'm sorry you need to have the luxuries of unnacceptance to pee in a bowl.
tylerrahl 2
its disrespectful to assume people should have to go to a different bathroom because you 'aren't comfortable' with their genitalia. deal with it and take a shit and leave.
DerpyHooves 0
They're not changing genders.
knockoutmouse 8
Did it post my reply to the wrong comment?
bubo_fml 11
Was her name Butch?
SkateJon 8
Lmao " IT was a boy"