Today, my sister slept with my boyfriend while I was at work providing for the both of them as well as our child. I let her move in after our mother kicked her out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
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Top comments
coius 23
Good news! You are about to have a ton of money to yourself when you kick those cheating son’s of bitches out! Let them fend on their own. It seems neither one is grateful or respects you enough not to throw your generosity in your face. Let them rot in the gutter. Better than they both deserve. Let them support each other, like they did up against a wall while you were working to support the bastards.
sisoladra 20
omg I only glanced at this n i read it as "Drop kick them both!" and to be honest it was the funniest mistake 😂
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coius 23
Good news! You are about to have a ton of money to yourself when you kick those cheating son’s of bitches out! Let them fend on their own. It seems neither one is grateful or respects you enough not to throw your generosity in your face. Let them rot in the gutter. Better than they both deserve. Let them support each other, like they did up against a wall while you were working to support the bastards.
Nemesis_1148437476 9
You should leave them.
Levi2411 41
Well, now she can't get kicked out again and he can join her. :) More money for you and your child, you're much better off without them.
RichardPencil 32
Wonder why your mom kicked her out? Did she bone your mom's guy (who is hopefully not her real dad.)?
dragonladiesfire 19
I had the same exact thought lol
rae139 1
Dump him and kick them both out!
sisoladra 20
omg I only glanced at this n i read it as "Drop kick them both!" and to be honest it was the funniest mistake 😂
Jasin Smith 7
I'm sicilian, so I'm a firm believer in revenge. go bang some other guy and make sure he knows. he sounds like a loser anyway. no woman should have to support her man. Better yet I'm hot and free, you can bang me and show him what you did! let me know what's up!
tounces7 28
Maybe your mother kicked her out because she was sleeping with your mothers boyfriend too.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Call your mom and let her say I told you so then either you beg her to move in with her. Or kick them out. Doesn't seem like you need them. The money you save can be for daycare
princess_stabitty 20
No good deed left unpunished. If you know what is good for you and your child, kick both of these jerks out, and rather live on your own. You obviously are capable of providing for you and yours, so you definitely do not need those two leeches for anything.
123Puppy 33
They are not worth it. You are better off without them. You should kick them both from your life!