keenan
United States
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
fluke
United States
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Lady of Sorrows
United States
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Anonymous
Taiwan
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
HeShe
United States
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Matt
Wilmington, United States
Geezer
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML
androgynous
United States
TSA
Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML
matish
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
turtles_yup
San Francisco, United States
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
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green_eyes124 0
umm then you need to change something sweetie , your hair? make up?
Zlappy 0
Why the hell did he care?
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green_eyes124 0
umm then you need to change something sweetie , your hair? make up?
cheergirly16 0
that would be a good idea.... maybe you're not trying hard enough? lol, makeoverr
beautiful_disast_fml 2
sounds like somebody got beat with the ugly stick!
green_eyes124 0
Woah, chill #3, if she's posting an fml about it then she obviously wants people to know she's a female. So, if she wants people to think she's a female she should do something to make herself look more feminine. If she wants people to think she's a guy she can stay the way she is, it's not my business. Careful how you talk to me. Thanks : )
lolawazhere 9
Poor thing! Maybe he was trying to see if you were underaged instead! ;) You know how perverted guys can be.
530boy 0
Ydi for being hermaphrodite.
FYLDeep 26
Hey #1. I don't think the name Keenan is helping her very much either. Might be one thing to consider.
green_eyes124 0
True, but that part isn't really her fault I guess. idk I'm just a very girly girl so if someone didn't believe I am a female I would be devastated. Just tryin to help op out
suppressed08 2
that's me but people keep thinking I'm a girl.
green_eyes124 0
Cut the hair? Get rid of the make up? Haha jk
suppressed08 2
No make up but I my hair HAS been getting uber long.
green_eyes124 0
I see in your pic, don't cut it just sound some extra time in the gym and get ripped so no one can call you a girl : )
FirstBornUnicorn 0
This fml reminded me of Meg from Family Guy.
suppressed08 2
In honesty, I'm not too bothered :P it's just when people push it all the time. I know someone who keeps asking me if I want to be a girl. Damn shrek (that's 'his' name).
green_eyes124 0
Oh I see. Well, ignore 'him' then!
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Nice pic. Was that taken in San Diego?
green_eyes124 0
yep : )
sillyzombiekid 0
beat by the ugly stick? ..she was gang-raped by the forest.
sheribb 5
maybe you should sex up the package a little ;P
Skroal_stomper 5
You should have shown him your ******.
CitrusGirl 0
so according to 1 women can't express any individuality and all have to be cutesy and put on make up and wear skirts and love unicorns... If you have to wear make up to be a girl, then girls don't have real faces
FFML_314 12
Sometimes it doesn't matter what a woman does. Some people just never come out on top. At the end of the day, no amount of make up or nice clothes or good looks or humor or charm will help you. People are assholes. That's it. People are not nice. People are genuinely selfish and willing to hurt anyone that may disrupt their wonderful life. Learn to do everything on your own. Never rely on anyone, because you will be let down. You will get hurt and you will not be happy. The only way to escape from being hurt by people is to avoid them all together. Yes, this is me saying this and no I don't want you to reply to me or tell me my comment is a win/fail. I want you to **** off and die.
CitrusGirl 0
and stomper. if she showed her ****** everyone on this site would say "YDI for being a *****!" Because women also aren't allowed to have any sexual independence
jellybeans4833 7
I agree with your opinion...
Silenthunter 0
What the hell are you talking about, now stop making ridiculous claims and get back into the kitchen
JustJess666 0
you I agree and disagree. if you dress like a guy, act like a guy, and look like a guy then people will think you are a guy. she may be a tomboy and that's just fine. you don't have to wear makeup or skirts or love unicorns to be a girl. usually having a ******, boobs and a higher voice works. you're right she is fine the way she is if she is happy with herself but when she is bothered by always being mistaken for a guy because of her appearance then she should change it slightly until she is happy enough.
oboewhore_xD 6
MAKEOVER TIME! :DDD
CitrusGirl 0
hunter I know that A- you're joking or B- trying to piss me off. So how about YOU make ME a samich?
suppressed08 2
FFML is...totally right. We've all thought it.
GeekboyCol 0
Sorry, princess. Being the selfish douchebag of a human I am, I HAD to reply. because you're partially right. But the last comment of "**** off" was uncalled for, and whatever deep meaning of your coment was ruined by that last, tantrum-like rant.
FFML_314 12
Princess?
benny2465 0
1 no she needs to change her name, who names there daughter keenan?
gonzoalez 0
that was funny
RogueJedi14 1
Hi. My name is Dom. Would love to chat sometime. You can email me @[email protected]
Leafa 21
Wtf do you mean "sweetie"? I feel like your tone is slightly buttery condescending. She can dress how the hell she wants, and everyone doesn't want to wear make-up. It sucks that you had to show your id, it should've been enough with telling him that you are indeed a girl. What does it matter? People. Psh.
FFML_314 12
It may not be you, it could be him.
green_eyes124 0
hmm that's true, didn't think about it like that : /
ohthebloodygore 16
No. It's definitely her. It's always her.
Schizomaniac 24
Maybe it's me. It could definitely be me.
ohthebloodygore 16
I fail to reply. No, it's me. It's always me.
Schizomaniac 24
I replied to your fail reply. Anyway, it is me. It was always me, is me, and shall forever be me. Stop kidding yourself.
green_eyes124 0
OTBG and maniac pick a number 1-10 : )
ohthebloodygore 16
14.
Schizomaniac 24
Do I tell you the number, or do I keep it a secret?
green_eyes124 0
Oh what the heck, otbg just won, sorry schitz
Schizomaniac 24
What the hell. What is this madness? I do not lose to her.
FFML_314 12
It's certainly not Precious. Her looks will get her out of anything.
ohthebloodygore 16
Eli, stop hating. Aria, thank you. :]
green_eyes124 0
Well, unfortunately it was up to me this time and you lost, better luck next time : )
ohthebloodygore 16
78, thank you. He's just a hater. Next he'll say that I'm always wrong.
Schizomaniac 24
She's always wrong.
green_eyes124 0
Dang you're good 82, I knew I picked the right winner.
iHOOT4Hooters 0
Maybe the guard was a pedo, and was trying to see if she was of legal age.
iHOOT4Hooters 0
Maybe the guard was a pedo, and he was trying to see if she was of legal age.
iHOOT4Hooters 0
Screw you FML comment bug!
7basher7 0
lol
Shookitup 0
I like your picture :)
Zlappy 0
Why the hell did he care?
rciccone 0
hes a perv and wants to' rape her!!!
Peacemaker9 7
he wanted to make sure she was legal that's why!
Schizomaniac 24
He was guarding the security.
Arsonnist 3
He was securing the guard.
Schizomaniac 24
<3
Peacemaker9 7
lol 68 wins.
Schizomaniac 24
I had the last say. I won.
Peacemaker9 7
lol yea right. but that's just how I see it. no offense....
Arsonnist 3
Well then FML too.
Schizomaniac 24
Don't say "no offense." Have a spine.
Peacemaker9 7
fine then **** u!!!! there is that better? lol
Schizomaniac 24
Absolutely.
CrypticHatchet 0
if it was a game room, it mightve been a type of club and it couldve Been ladies get in free or something. idk, I'm just taking a guess
drmarki 0
get some boobs and take a shower
someone3225 2
owned
reptarroars 7
damn might as well identify you as IT D:
crazedcabbages 0
****** up security guard -__-
Arsonnist 3
That you *were* a girl? Well then I don't blame him for thinking you were a guy if you're supposed to be nowadays.
Shookitup 0
Ha extensions and boobs?? :P
Peacemaker9 7
hey! remember me?
Shookitup 0
Of course! :D
Peacemaker9 7
yay! wait....what's my name? haha only way to know if ur lying. I remember yours.
Shookitup 0
You're nick :D
Peacemaker9 7
yay! u remember. so how u been Jenna. I mean ninja
Shookitup 0
Ha I've been pretty good :)) How about yourself? I swear this anti flood is pissing me off...
Peacemaker9 7
all is well. just started my senior year of high school last Monday. just been kinda busy as well.
Peacemaker9 7
I was just about to suggest that but u know how anti- flood works.
Shookitup 0
Hey shy. Go jump into a blender. And Peace, how cool :) I started junior year like a month ago!
Peacemaker9 7
shook go to messages
Shookitup 0
Attention *****? In what way? Please try to amuse me with your stupid remarks.
Peacemaker9 7
oh boy here we go......*grabs a nice cool drink and sits in a chair* let's see how long they argue for.
Shookitup 0
It's okay :) And you're right shy, my brain is lacking the comprehension of understanding your statements, so you win. Yay for you! Peace, I'm too mature to argue with a pussy ^.^
Peacemaker9 7
lol wow.
bellus 0
Anti-flood! This post is not supposed to be here.