Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
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xwendifferx 16
You should've looked at the sign on the door. Most public restroom have one.
Tooorrriii3 22
You didn't even check the signs..?
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Comments (58)
xwendifferx 16
You should've looked at the sign on the door. Most public restroom have one.
californiapoppy 11
And why would your dad be in the ladies room?
shutupshane12 12
He was probably outside the restrooms dumby
DorLeon 14
dont know texas but in holland some places just written it ( without sign ) as "heren" and "damen" which was quite problem for me cauz i dont know dutch
Mysterious_one 26
try and read the signs when you have diarrhea eh
____gerard____ 11
*insert molestermoon*
Tooorrriii3 22
You didn't even check the signs..?
MrSassypants 34
OP did check the signs. Too bad the two signs were "this is the correct restroom" and the other one was "the other one is a lie". Really weird they would put that on a restroom sign though.
timakinz 21
I don't understand how everyone seems to be okay with the fact that the girl's response was to slap the guy just for entering there.
teentee401 37
Girls always seem to resort to slapping for some reason. In the most unjustified situations as well. But then it's some awful thing if a guy were to slap a girl. Let's just all keep our hands to ourselves.
dsw144 18
he did read the signs. at first he was going into the mens room, but when his dad told him it was the wrong one, he believed him and went to the only other door.
fuckedPriceless 17
yeah, whoever slapped him is definitely a bitch...
rocker_chick105 31
I don't know why she'd slap him. If it's a single bathroom she should've locked the door. If it's a public bathroom set up there are stalls so you can't see anything anyway.
LadyDerps 10
Dad strikes again
Allison_leah23 17
So did the woman in the ladies room
Dodge4x4Ram 46
my dad would have laughed at me.
firefox9778 20
Oh, I don't think OP will be hearing the end of this one!
Roskosity 22
I'd have been pissed. Eh?
teentee401 37
No
Mysterious_one 26
and it smell like... pisssssssssssssssss
ColonelCusswords 24
Dads not being dads...
americanafrican 32
dad's being the best dad he can be
IvyOswin 17
Better a slap than pepper spray!
CoGhostRider 31
Way better
Exodiafinder687 58
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
OP: Mom, dad tricked me into going into the ladies room and getting bitch slapped. Mom: That's ok. I've been playing a prank on your dad too. OP: Really? What's the prank? Mom: He still thinks you're his son.
DJviper_fml 5
congrats. you've just hit the high end of low.
Mysterious_one 26
#19 Cmon man.. #9 comment is hilarious
Mauskau 36
Ignore your parents and read the signs. If people can troll you, they will.