Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML
Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
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Top comments
null_fml 11
YDI for standing up to pee?
CallMeHush 1
Well you have a pretty big dick for a woman.
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Comments (35)
null_fml 11
YDI for standing up to pee?
Zer0_Zer0 0
WIN
AnalProbe 0
Wow, I'm transgendered and still no one makes that mistake with me. Must be UGLY!
Scubadiver172001 0
gross
michaelscot23 0
ewww transgenders are freaks
ahti546 11
She's a little girl; give her a break. She probably didn't even get a good look at you since she slammed the door right away.
CallMeHush 1
Well you have a pretty big dick for a woman.
tj888 0
r u pretty hairy then?
amberbby69 6
maybe she confused your boobs for balls?
ZleveL 0
?!? XD
anonymous595 0
hahahaha I love dis app everyones so funny really makes me laugh !!..thank uz:-D
Danzergirl1 0
Well u said she slamed the door relle fast, so did u relle think she had time to figure if it was a dude or a chick??
BeeSkwaird 0
"Today, someone walked in on me goin' tinkle, but didn't give more than a cursory glance at my exposed body. FML."
jair_lhao 0
maybe she tough you were a obese man with a very small dick, and all the fat hid it.....eww
TheSpoof 0
a obese man?
me5 0
I imagine the face you were making
CHEESYBIGMAC 0
YDI for using a port-o-potty
amberbby69 6
AND for forgetting to lock the door.
plasticspoons 0
Hahahaha. sucks to be you, you have my sympathies!
lettertjes 0
Young children (up to five or six years old) aren't good in seeing if someone is a man or a woman. They can't just recognize it but have to make assumptions based on hair length, clothing and stuff like that. She could just have thought you were a man because you have short hair or something. My boyfriend has long hair and a beard and that's VERY confusing for young children.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
It's also a language development thing. Even if they know the gender they may still get the words denoting gender wrong every once in a while.