Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML
Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML
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Top comments
beaukuhn7 0
why would you argue with someone about THEIR gender???
lopezoliviajane 12
More like f- the chick who got mistaken for a dude-'s life.
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Comments (241)
starfish7 18
That'll teach you to mind your own beeswax. Unless, the person threatened you?!
whited666 0
Why so many YDI??? you don't know what she looked like!!
Epikouros 32
It doesn't matter what she looked like. If she identified as a woman and behaved herself, there was no reason to have her thrown out of the bathroom.
kaylabmay 2
lol i've done the same thing before!
starry71 0
Yeah, you deserved that one. Next time mind your own business. You probably made that girl AND her parents feel horrible.
drewthedino 1
Asshole.
sableonfire 0
youre a dumbass, i hope someone does that to you. you can tell those things even if they do look boyish.
metallicshadow 16
F the teen's life as well, that must have been so embarrassing OP, you're a moron
emerluvsu 6
This poor girl's had an awful few days, hasn't she? She's gotten kicked in the crotch twice, and now she wasn't allowed in a bathroom. Poor girl.
RensM 22
Don't judge a book by it's cover. Plus why care even if it was a boy it's not like bathrooms still don't have cubicles for privacy. Unless they look over or under the deviders why worry it's just a ******* barhroom. Ever seen how many girls use the male restrooms at clubs and parties because the line is less... it's not like we kick them out there.
chessypie 0
Thats mean