Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML
Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML
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beaukuhn7 0
why would you argue with someone about THEIR gender???
lopezoliviajane 12
More like f- the chick who got mistaken for a dude-'s life.
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Comments (241)
shazza26 1
I wouldn't be surprised if there was another FML but in the girl's case...
HatesCrickets 0
If shes anything like me, she laughed about it later xD I get mistaken for a guy a lot. Doesnt really bug me.
thiscrazything 1
Doesn't bug you, cause you hate crickets.
CiaranPM 0
Was it one of those butch things? Or what? How do you confuse the two?
kelis_fml 0
Just because a woman is more masculine doesn't make her "one of those butch things"
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well, people assume all the time (im not simpatizing with the op) and guys who goes in the ladies restroom usually are perverts. What the op did was wrong, but at least it wasnt worse than the incident that happened at that McDonalds a few months ago.
divadro102 16
Ain't seen the movies where the boy walks in to the ladies room and the girls rush out? Not so the other way around, but that means let it be.
mea_iloveskiing 26
What's up with all the FML stories about mixing genders lately?
the17doctor 12
Ironically, i've heard a lot of women complain about how women's bathrooms are dirtier than men's once they've seen the inside of a men's bathroom. Although, this is in England so could be different where you come from.
mea_iloveskiing 26
That's ok, I've even visited england but I'm not talking about bathrooms :)
wriptidez 0
ya
texas_redneck88 10
What a dick
jillianmathers12 13
Today I had to go pee so I was about to enter the bathroom and some crazy lady yelled at me for being a boy. I am a girl who just got a really bad hair cut! FML
jillianmathers12 13
Today I had to go pee and was about to enter the bathroom when some crazy lady stopped me. She yelled at me for going into the girls bathroom. I am a girl with a really bad haircut. FML