Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML
Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML
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beaukuhn7 0
why would you argue with someone about THEIR gender???
lopezoliviajane 12
More like f- the chick who got mistaken for a dude-'s life.
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Comments (241)
shutupYDI 4
WOW awkward
EvilPotato 15
Asshole.
EvilPotato 15
My comment was aimed at the OP.
illmatic2 16
Then why did you reply to #1?
Freeze_fml 17
Because he's retarded.
schrodingersdog 4
I think it's legal for any gender to go into any bathroom, at least in the US (probably because of issues like this). Therefore, you deserve it, op.
Keyman1212 14
Man, the ladies room is NOT cleaner. I used to be a janitor at a high end grocery store in high school, and there would be shit caked onto the walls in women's rooms, as well as used tampons strewn around. Disgusting.
cinderella10383 6
Umm 59 that's completely false let me explain the #1 reason why- women are vulnerable to sexual assault and any female activist group would never allow men to have the ability to legally enter a ladies restroom. Men caught in a female restroom can be arrested. Consider would you want a perv entering the restroom where your 10 year old daughter was?
shadexilmaendu 4
So his comment was higher in the list. xp
EvilPotato 15
54 57 because I didn't elaborate enough, I'm sorry I'm not 'perfect' like you two.
SteelCladAngel 0
Gotta agree with 78, men's bathrooms may have pee and toilet paper on the flor, but women's bathrooms have shit, blood, piss, toilet paper, used tampons and used pads on floors, walls toilet seats....
stacianichole 2
What is a 'high end grocery store'?
SCREAM4meeee 0
all the women in women activist groups are ugly. just sayin'.
monkeys1315 0
I work at a restaurant and I promise that normally the mens room is way dirtier
illmatic2 16
Evilpotato: That doesn't answer my question.
liquidfireKAN 0
69- I think the saying is you can't assume with out making an ass out of you and me (ass-u-me)
KiRaKaT 9
What kind of bathrooms are you going into?
SangFroid 3
But what if the kid identified as female? What right does the OP have to tell him/her s/he doesn't have the right to use the bathroom according to his/her identified gender?
iam_yummylicious 12
@97 - You've never heard of an upscale grocery store (AKA gourmet food store)? Like Dean & DeLuces...
whorerhorror 6
actually the ladies room is 50x more disgusting than the mens room. men are just in and out. woman take their time and dilly dally around and don't clean up after themselves because there are other people to do that for them. they don't like getting their hands dirty.
dre_bro11 12
Don't worry EvilPotato; I'm on your side. Let the 'thumbs down' begin.
luneth27 0
Walmart.
Yodelmeister 18
God, that's retarded. Are you aware that the overwhelming majority of sexual assault is committed by someone the victim knows? Cases of some perv snooping in the bathroom are so rare it's not even an issue. Besides, the perv could just as easily be a member of the same sex, so what would you do about that? It's much better to just teach your children about appropriate touching, and making sure they tell an adult if something goes wrong. The sooner we get over this mentality, the better.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
fyl
Autistic_Slut 9
did op just assume her gender
stuner56 22
And you couldn't tell?
AnagenisisZagus 13
I believe this is kind of the reason OP posted this, yeah?
sexylol_fml 4
Oh I hate it when you can't tell if someone's a boy or girl! I'm sorry OP.
EmilyJoSmyth 4
Yeah, my brother has really long wavy hair and people mistake him for a girl all the time. It's like the sister I never had.
bo1440 3
can't people just tell by the adams apple?
crazy_whitechick 6
Some girls look like they have an Adams apple.
marpay 11
If you have a glandular problem your Adams apple is more pronounced.
twisted54 1
If they're fat then there will be no visible Adams apple either way. Just another chin...:)
cinderella10383 6
Not all men have a large rather noticeable Adams apple either it's hit or miss especially if they have yet hit puberty
YoTengoTomatoes 7
-40 what about the boobs??? Isn't that a bit important in identifying someone's gender??
False_Stupidity 42
Boobs can be late in developing, or the poor girl might be flat chested with nothing to show up there.. face it there are people out there for which gender is not readily apparent.
kiran_fml 5
I'm Indian and my bro used to have long hair that went into a bun on top of his head, and when he was a kid he was always told to get out of the boys room and use the girls restroom. Its soo frustrating to watch
toniidubz 0
That's a bucketful of awksauce...
absolutegrrr 7
I remember one time our teacher told this guy off for not sitting boy girl boy girl.. And he was like, "I'm a girl." literally the most awkward thing.
Lanceeden 12
Hah. I remember moderating this.
lopezoliviajane 12
More like f- the chick who got mistaken for a dude-'s life.
Lennes 12
Meh. She'll get over it. I did when it happened to me. It'll just be a funny story.
chickenwalrus 14
Today, I was walking into a restroom when a woman tried stop me. I kept going but she forced me to leave. She thought I was a boy going into the wrong restroom. FML
LaydiexSkull 3
Hmmm I wonder if this is the same chick got kicked in the crotch because the girl thought it was her ex-boyfriend :O
hailphire130 0
4-FTCWGMFADL?
beaukuhn7 0
why would you argue with someone about THEIR gender???
DoubleDose 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
because you don't ******* let a guy into a girls bathroom dipshit. sorry for the rudeness but it's common sense.
Rainbow35 6
16: But they were a girl anyway, and probably told OP that repeatedly.
Person1233 13
You don't realize how many people have a fetish like that...
nitram0606 0
Watch dem pee eng iz da funnist thang I dou on bore-ud days, naw meeen dis shyt b crakin
zachherbert 10
87- still trying to make sense of this comment....
Zaffro 8
87 - Did you ever go to school?
SummerFever 8
I think 87 just short-circuited my brain...
vergaso 0
My two cents are... 87 is what we in the business call *pro troll*
MerrikBarbarian 9
aye, I've had furries contact me for commissions. there are some ****** up fetishes out there I won't touch with a 10 foot pole. e-e
whorerhorror 6
its not disturbing, its nature, more people than you think have that as a secret fetish that nobody knows of because they feel like their being judged. I myself don't have this fetish but know a ton of people who do.
Happy_FairyTail 10
Im a girl and get mistaken for a guy all the time :/ it sucks...
purplecowchik 5
You sir are an asshole.
Sammylovee1 6
She's a women FYI haha.
yupitssoph 18
A colossal asshole.
afruittruck 5
34 - here's the sound of the joke going over your head: wooooosh.
jswizzle_ 6
Maybe you should've asked for I.D first?
icyfire617 10
You shouldn't need an ID to go to the bathroom. =/
cash_monkey72 9
How did you manage to screw up that?
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You should have kicked it in the crotch. If it vomited because you were its ex-girlfriend, you'd be right, but if it's cherry popped and it lost its virginity, you'd be wrong. It's a better proof than a fake ID or parents with gender dysphoria.
perdix 31
And if this thing was a ginger, we have an expert who can expound on the topic.
Bbhd05 0
Is that experts name perdix?
BellaBelle_fml 23
76- I think Perdix was referring to ikickgingers.
mandel2000 0
why would she lie to you?
SuperPotato 7
Because he wants 2 watch women pee?
mandel2000 0
it was a sh
mandel2000 0
it was a sh