lydia
Like that's an excuse
Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
levi Glasscock
United States
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Anonymous
Kids can be so harsh
Today, I was using the bathroom and my butt stuck to the seat a little bit, so when I got up, the seat unstuck itself and came down loudly. The girl who was also in the bathroom went running out, saying that I pee with the seat up because I have balls. I spent a while trying to convince other kids that I really was a girl. FML
Anonymous
Open door policy
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
loveurlifejk
United States
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Anonymous
Night terrors
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
lily anne
Dump the dump
Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML
peeshy
Good to know
Today, I used the upstairs bathroom rather than the downstairs one, which was in close earshot of my parents. When I came out, my mom angrily asked why I used that bathroom. I explained to her that I have shy bladder, and she said, "That’s not a real thing. I can go even with someone watching." FML
katie hj
My babies would never do that!
Today, I was screamed at by my stepmom for “taking a shit on the carpet.” We have not one but two dogs who are losing their bowel control, and I'm 24 years-old and have never taken a shit anywhere other than the toilet, so I have no idea why she’s blaming me. FML
obtuse_ballsack
Zagreb, Croatia
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Lola
Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML
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rotflqtms_ 21
At home? Not many...
ojoRojo 27
I’m a girl and I definitely get pee on the toilet seat sometimes, but I always clean it off. It’s not really a reason to scream at anyone, regardless of gender
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ojoRojo 27
I’m a girl and I definitely get pee on the toilet seat sometimes, but I always clean it off. It’s not really a reason to scream at anyone, regardless of gender
Shabba_13 13
ew.. we didnt need to know that
ojoRojo 27
Sorry not sorry
kfchicken 31
if you're family regardless what gender you're gonna tell at one another
Boyufd 25
I mean some girls squat over the toilet to pee so........
rotflqtms_ 21
At home? Not many...
RichardPencil 32
Urine a pissing contest with your mom. You can reply "oui-oui" to her accusation or be full of piss and vinegar and tell her to piss off. I'm glad I'm not the Oh Pee here.
crashtestdumplin 16
My mom had my dad turn a hall closet into a powder room and then it became the “drunken” toilet and it smelled awful in there because of the pee missing the toilet.
AmbrosiaFan 19
So? Either gender can do that.