Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML
Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML
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beaukuhn7 0
why would you argue with someone about THEIR gender???
lopezoliviajane 12
More like f- the chick who got mistaken for a dude-'s life.
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Comments (241)
MyPerspective 4
YDI alright.
outbackbyrd 7
Haha it's kinda funny that she looks so much like a guy that she can't even go pee...
savfd645 7
Wow you is a bitch OP!!! YDI
ReynshineCutting 10
Because they're not truly female. I get the whole "I was born the wrong gender blah blah blah", but find a family or gender neutral bathroom. I don't care if people want to change genders. It utterly grosses me out but whatever that's their choice. However I don't want to be made uncomfortable by them either. That's disrespectful to those of us who aren't comfortable with them.
theonlysweetpea 10
I thought when you went to the public bathroom, the whole purpose was to take a piss or dump, not to creep yourself out by someone else using the bathroom correctly. If I'm peeing I don't give a damn if the person next to me is transgender or simply a woman. I'm trying to get in
sparxva 12
The Bieber effect -- like the opposite of the axe effect. I guess it really happens...
smhlqnick 0
Why was this even your business? What are you? A mall cop?
smhlqnick 0
This really pisses me off actually. How was it your place to police a public washroom and then argue with someone about her gender?!? First off that must have been awful for the poor girl and her family. They must have been mortified. Secondly there are so many people who struggle with gender identity and people like you are a huge reason that a lot of them suffer. It is NOT your place to decide what someones gender is and then try to police them. By making this your FML you are making yourself sound like an ignorant, backwoods hick and you really need to learn how to shave. I bet you stare at disabled kids too.
etnies123 5
Ugly dyke
ibanez330 2
next time, just leave it be. :/