Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML
Today, I stepped out of a bar in order to make a phone call. While I was outside, the bouncers arrived and ropes were put up. They wouldn't let me back in, claiming I was too young and they hadn't seen me come out. I was celebrating my 26th birthday, the legal drinking age is 18. I also have a beard. FML
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
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0___0 9
You should have showed him your ****!
Moy_fml 6
Show him your vag. He'll believe you then or just kick him in the balls for being a dick.
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Comments (70)
allmidnighteyes 11
Like the Quin sisters, Tegan and Sara?
musicslamajama 0
Those are my step moms cousins (teagan and sara)
0___0 9
You should have showed him your ****!
LewJH 0
Agreed.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Its possible that the lack-there-of is part of the problem...
the_stereotype 0
or pulled down ur pants. that's probably the most obvious in this case. but then again, with that runner who they are still testing...you can never really tell
nosedive1994 0
yea for ***** sake just show him ur goodies... he won't mind and you'll get in
untalented1 0
either you look like an underage boy or underage boys look like you. you have a choice, you know.
Vaetrus 0
Agreed. It's a birthday. You were out in public. You should have dressed up.
Moy_fml 6
Show him your vag. He'll believe you then or just kick him in the balls for being a dick.
TysonFawlay 0
YDI for being fugly
gr8sexpectations 0
there are WAY too many FMLs with this same concept. PLEASE STOP.
ndawgg 6
Stop what, being called the wrong gender?
gr8sexpectations 0
um, no, with these fake FMLs
loooooooooool_fml 1
So, if something similar has happened to somebody else, this FML is automatically fake?
sublime93 0
No #18, but when you're moderating the FMLs it tells you something about repeats, and this FML has the same concept of about 10 others.
sprocketlaunch 14
make more effort to look like a girl. not so hard.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Agreed.
atam09 0
I guess u look like a boy but don't u have boobs at all?
lisaloise 3
Agree ;D
kiwi__bird 0
Don't worry. My 17 year old female friend has the same problem. Her mom got asked "So this is your youngest son?" Nope, oldest daughter. That sucks. :
anniebananie 3
Why are you friends with someone who looks like a boy?
XOfiestypixie 0
Because due to genetics, some women are nearly flat chested and have smaller hips. Some women look better with short hair rather than long hair. Women are generally shorter than men; average runs between 5'4 and 5'6. Some people are just really stupid and think all of the above must equal preteen boy, ignoring any feminine qualities.