Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML
Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML
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beaukuhn7 0
why would you argue with someone about THEIR gender???
lopezoliviajane 12
More like f- the chick who got mistaken for a dude-'s life.
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Comments (241)
miami_bb6 0
Bro sucks for your ass .....if this was your job ...do u still have it cus if someone did that to my kid...I'd have your ass on a platter :D
mask724 7
So when you have to use a public bathroom you use both? I don't some perv going into the bathroom to watch me piss
rawrcookiemonste 5
ouchhhh
DeadxManxWalking 27
Justin Beiber?
JRFaceless 8
You sound like you're just looking for a fight. Although bathroom girl is probably used to it, living in Florida and all.
Pslcybn5 7
Why is this an FML? you're just a retard!
Coco143 7
I have no compassion for the op and a lot for the girl that she tried to keep out. Plus, so what if a teenage boy wants to enter the women's bathroom? Is it illegal? I don't think so. At my old high school, the building was built in a really weird way, so that if you were a girl, you could have a class far from the women's bathroom and really close from the men's, or vice versa. Teenage kids entered whichever bathroom was closest, at least to wash their hands or drink water, and nobody made a big deal out of it...
cinderella10383 6
Ummm yea let me find a teenage boy in the bathroom belonging to that of my teenage daughter whether it be at school or not!! Men and teenagers belong in the restroom made for them... What could possibly happen hmmm have you not read any news stories? Teenage boys do the same acts as grown men women and men need their own restrooms
THE_A_TEEN 28
"What if a teenage boy enters the womens bathroom? Is it illegal?" moron, it IS ILLEGAL. Its there to prevent sexual assult on women. I just hope that some guy comes in and sexual assults you.
Coco143 7
Mmmm. I guess it depends on the context. I wouldn't feel confortable with a drunk guy staggering in the woman's bathroom in a bar, especially if a was alone. But in a well lit, crowded ladies' room? Sorry, I guess I'm naive, but I don't believe the majority of teenage boys-or grown men- will turn into rapists if given the occasion to be alone in a room with a women, which is what I'm understanding from your replies.
ReynshineCutting 10
They don't even have to touch you or anything. Knowing that they're staring at you and possibly having perverted thoughts is enough.
bubo_fml 11
U carded someone before they used the toilet?
mj_ok 9
Well, you probably will never see them again
drloves69 4
So you tried stopping Justin Bieber from using the restroom?
thiscrazything 1
Too bad for you. There are some "chicks" that make it very hard to tell their gender, whether it's intentional, or just their bad luck, at least OP was trying to look out for the other women in the restroom. Don't know where you work, but on the future, why not just have a female employee follow the person in, to make sure there are no problems?