Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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HyundaiOwner7 0
Mmm... chicken wings...
YacL 15
Does he even remember your name?
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Comments (297)
Super_Jill_ 1
Buffalo chicken wings sound good right now.
Superduck132 3
They are chicken wings, not buffalo wings.
abceasyas123abc 12
Seems like you may have caught him off guard and he just got flustered and spouted the first thing that came to mind.. If this is the first time you've told him you love him I feel for you, OP!
geeksaresexy 18
This is the only sensible comment I've read so far.. People say odd things under pressure.
ceddyz17 10
mmm big juicy meaty seasond a1 covered steak =p
thatnucca 36
In this situation, blame or sympathy can only be placed based on how long you guys have been together... As for you being vegan, guys sometimes forget these things, like me forgetting that my girlfriend was allergic to eggs a couple of times... Smdh!
geeksaresexy 18
My dad bought me a few hours of driving lessons for my 17th birthday, I can't drive because I have epilepsy. You'd think a parent would remember that about their child right?
missbreann 0
FYL for having a bitch-ass boyfriend.
e2m2cent 0
good timezz :D
donnymarkus 3
sounds like a douche
NYC_Yoshi 3
YDI for saying it first. Wait for the guy next time.
shadows17 0
he's black then right? haha once u go black u never go back! :P
bobsonanna 4
Sucks that you're boyfriends' a douche but you kinda deserve it for being a vegetarian..