Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
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Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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HyundaiOwner7 0
Mmm... chicken wings...
YacL 15
Does he even remember your name?
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princesssandy 0
first of all, chicken wings are delicious. second, he couldve lied to you and just said it. then your fml would read: today my bf told me he loved me, he lied fml. at least you know that when/if he says it, he'll mean it. and yeah being a vegitarian would suck so fyl afterall, lol jk.
mbrooks5110 0
Ya know what... Self-esteem get some. Dump this loser don't tell him u love him...
zombiemaster21 0
is he black?
iPhilosophy 0
lmao at scrubs failed attempt to sound intelligent
kg163401 0
some vegetarians eat chicken
monnanon 14
Then they are not vegetarians.
SGT_DBL 15
I remember I used to know a guy who called himself a "polo-vegitarian" or something similar along those lines. He would tell us he only ate white meat, not red meat or fish. We all mocked him constantly for not being a "real" vegatarian. Not because we actually cared. We just were teenagers and enjoyed mocking people.
zenti 2
Seems to me that he didn't mean that you should go and eat the wings with him, more like you should go along to accompany him while he eats the chicken wings all by himself. I'm sure there are other foods at that place other than chicken wings that you can eat. Other than that, maybe you telling him that you love him really threw him off and put him on the spot, so he tried to find a way to quickly change the subject.
a_nutritionist 10
"i love you" "cool, you can watch me eat some chicken" yeah, it doesnt make him look any less like a tool
dustinkershaw 0
I really want wings now, fml.
JakkRabbit 0
time for a new boyfriend lol
ruthycakes 0
awww that shows how careless he is
lolgiraffe_fml 0
How can you tell someone is a vegetarian?… They will tell you without being asked.
schmelia 10
Omggggggg!!!!! You're so hilarious!!!!!! I've never even heard that before!!!!!!!!!!!