Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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HyundaiOwner7 0
Mmm... chicken wings...
YacL 15
Does he even remember your name?
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Comments (297)
corrinaswan 0
wow ur boyfriends a jerk
ScuseMePrincess 2
No, he just likes chicken.
corrinaswan 0
haha
corrinaswan 0
haha
viivian 3
oh I'm so sorry :( what a douche by the way!
JesterMarcus 0
Apparently you don't remember we have canine teeth for a reason.
monnanon 14
We also have molars but a hell of a lot of people don't eat veggies.
a_nutritionist 10
@66 yes, but then so do bats and monkeys...and since we only have anatomy that we require, do tell me why we have an appendix.
SkyHiLyfe_808 0
Why be with someone who treats you that way, OP? YDI for not leaving that asshole.
Stackhouse_fml 0
Most people are vegetarians because they think it's sad for the animals. But if they think it is sad for animals than why do they eat their food in stead? Thats just mean.
Offensive_fml 4
Yeah, one thing I never understood is people have sympathy for bigger animals but not small ones, such as insects. Where's equality, y'all? On a side note, 'least he was honest ;).
monnanon 14
Insects are not endangered or raised for food or mistreated. Yes some people eat them but they are not intensively bred and bees though kept aren't exactly mistreated. Its more inequality when people only want to save cute animals.
schmelia 10
Stackhouse that's the most stupid 'criticism' I've ever heard. The amount of grain the USA produces purely to feed cattle (who should be grazing anyway but we feed them grain in order to farm them intensively) could feed 800million people. 90% of USA's agricultural land is used for livestock agriculture in some form. If we all stopped farming cattle and sheep for food purposes and grew crops on that land instead, we would be able to feed the world. But with regards to me taking food away from the poor, intensively farmed animals: supply and demand. If I don't eat meat, I'm not demanding it, which means the livestock industry will eventually stop supplying it. This means one less animal that needs feeding, so I can eat it's feed. If you want to look at it that simplistically... I eat such varied foods that would never be used for livestock feed, so your argument is simply void.
schmelia 10
End rant. :/
sourgirl101 29
OP, I guess you'll get the celery then. On a different note, Some people are vegetarians! Get over it! Your comment isn't going to suddenly make them meat eaters. I don't understand why some care so much about what other's diets/choices are! *sign*
iWinRar 0
Not his fault that chicken wings are amazing.
alexsmokesdro91 0
He's a keeper.
chevygirl0616 0
You need to dump his ass!!!!! He's a d@@@head
muchagente 5
funny how all these discussions turn out to be so very off-topic... the main problem seems to be that op's bf doesn't even remember something about op that would be a serious conviction. So he's obviously not interested in op's personality. And if it's important for op that there's more to the relationship than just sex and chicken-wings, which i assume because of the nature of the posting, then this dumb **** seems to be the wrong guy.