blondetergent
Singapore
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
meat lover
Never gonna happen
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by saying, "Good morning! We're going to be vegans from now on." FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML
Cow lover
Schenectady, United States
Today, my girlfriend of five months told me that she had booked us reservations to our town's Halloween barbecue party. When I reminded her that I'm vegan, she told me she specifically got the reservations to help me to quit my "stupid fad". Weird, I never knew being a devout Hindu was a fad. FML
veggiepower11028
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
Anonymous
Detroit, United States
I know her so well
Today, I spent a good deal of my afternoon preparing a nice dinner for my girlfriend. When I finally served the meal, I proudly presented her with a beautifully arranged plate of salmon. She looked at it and said, “You know I’m allergic to fish, right?” We had cereal for dinner instead. FML
LunaCrow
Shakopee, United States
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Sad vegan girl
New York, United States
Disconnect
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
saywhat
United States
Disloyal!
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Anonymous
Ingredients check
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Abendigo77
Healdsburg, United States
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Top comments
YacL 15
The reason I eat meat is because it's delicious. Enough said.
NomOnShroomz 14
"No, I have a vegetable fetish! Retard."
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Comments (146)
spearhead 5
dumb chicks are hot
Iamnotmyself 17
Is she by any chance related to a Lohan?
liquidfireKAN 0
The only reason I eat meat is because I don't want to follow in Hitler's footsteps. ( He was vegetarian ) .. Well that's my excuse (:.
YacL 15
The reason I eat meat is because it's delicious. Enough said.
JustLetItHappen 2
Plus it's basically free. Cost of a bullet and a little time to gut and clean it. Nothing healthier.
FlipInBrosky 4
-27 Yeah... Cause EVERYone just hunts for their meat nowadays.
mduffy08 8
I heard from tosh dark meat is bad for you anyways.
Badshah29 6
meat is the best if u wanna grow buff, and yah, its hell tasty!
MrSassypants 34
27 I chase it down and kill it with my bare hands. Anyone want lion? Also it's kinda weird how people say we shouldn't eat animals but they eat each other and sometimes eat humans.
OceanBreathesSal 5
I thought that was steroids.
Badshah29 6
its steroids only if u wanna die early after suffering from a million side effects
OceanBreathesSal 5
46 it was joke.
Iamnotmyself 17
A cow or a pig do not eat themselves or eat humans.
MrSassypants 34
65 well that's not what I said. I also meant some animals but I didn't put some.
nooriginalnames 0
65 a pig will eat anything if it's edible
godmax1 3
Boars eat people
MrSassypants 34
65 torched again!
alissa222 15
actually, it's cheaper in the long run not to.
alissa222 15
damn, that was a reply to 27.
MerrikBarbarian 9
don't forget game tags, unless you're poaching... in which case I consider you fair game if it's on my land :p there is also the cost of a hunting licence, the gun, ammo, safety gear... hunting isn't free and if you're bow hunting it's ******* expensive.
lulututu 4
who said she's hot? and that isn't true at all.
johnnyredcorn 5
Lulututu- coming from you? Yeah dumb bitches definitely aren't hot.
lulututu 4
ohh okay so I guess I've never known a girl that was smart and hot. because you've know who I know
Sesh54 7
wow for her birthday buy her a dictionary
cupcakeslayer 0
he might need to buy her a 'learn to read' program first
OceanBreathesSal 5
I bought one of those, I couldn't read the instructions...
GTRspecV 0
so fhl for being dumb then right?
HopeeBB 8
Wow you picked a winner! I hope she is pretty because she isn't very bright!!
HopeeBB 8
Haha I bet she's never even opened a book, just her legs!
Ieatpeople1984 0
You need to work on being pretty yourself before you question someone elses looks
HopeeBB 8
Hey idiot, who questioned her looks? Make sure you know the context before you make an ass of your self with an asinine comment!
KMFiredancer 0
Ladies, ladies... You're both pretty.
HopeeBB 8
I never said she wasn't pretty, just that she wasn't very intelligent!
iluffmcrandbvb 1
actually #4 is really pretty. idk where your getting that shit from. your the one with no prof. pic & I bet if u had one I'd think you were uglyy
IAmTheHeavens 0
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
jocelyn123 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
it's people for the ethical treatment of animals :-l & animals aren't tasty :'(
yohannp 0
I'm sorry but animals are tasty, it's why we eat them. not for the pleasure of killing!
aardvarkish 17
5, nice one.
brussell00 0
wow how typical
jbo116 0
54 - You're right. Animals aren't tasty. THEY'RE DELICIOUS!!! Nom nom nom!!
ugliness 6
I like the taste of meat :) just not pork/bacon
ReynshineCutting 10
58- We eat meat from the grocery store because it's delish and easier. We eat meat from hunting because it's both delish and fun to kill them :)
jocelyn123 0
you carnevours are disturbing !! (:
awardZu 0
96- carnivores. The word you're looking for is carnivores. And we aren't carnivores, we are omnivores, just like nature intended. Humans are apex predators, the only reason some of us don't eat meat, is because even apex predators aren't immune to stupidity.
EliseAqua 0
106- I was going to say that but you beat me to it. I agree, it is stupid that some humans, who were born with a digestive system that can consume both vegetation and meat, choose not to eat delicious meat. It is a gift! Why not use it?
childproofpizza 19
the only animals that instinctively kill for the fun of it are cats and killer whales
Carebear423 0
is she blonde?
Moota 9
Probably.
mememe4 0
24 I love your hair!
evilravie 0
"I told my girlfriend I was a vegan" Sooo, you aren't anymore?
NomOnShroomz 14
"No, I have a vegetable fetish! Retard."
amerwin 3
As long as she's not allergic to your meat, I'd say that it's not too big of a deal.
YacL 15
"Yes, dear, I'm allergic to meat." Y' know, clueless girls like that can be cute.
8rabido8 11
false
iownyou777 0
true
mk58 31
Really? All I ever feel like doing is bashing them on the head.