Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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HyundaiOwner7 0
Mmm... chicken wings...
YacL 15
Does he even remember your name?
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Comments (297)
partaytayy 3
sounds selfish
monica14rose 3
Donna: I love you Eric. Eric: I love.... cake.
TempestRain 0
No, he remembers. You freaked him out so he was trying to do what ever he could to make you back off.
brunettegurly 0
I love chicken wings too.
TXjuggalo972 6
yeah it was probably awkward for him because he was shy
shortperson247 4
WIN! :D
fatunicorn24 0
**** him. on to the next one:]
xXshadowrollerXx 6
That's beyond shyness. The guy completely disregarded OP's comment, and instead thought of food that OP can't even eat. I'm not saying she should dump him, but he should have taken OP's comment into consideration. Unless he was just making a joke, and OP overreacted, than FHL for dating a drama queen.
OceanProtection 0
umm. sex and chicken is really all any guy wants... a sensitive guy is really just a smart horny guy opposes to the dumb and horny.. so... shall we try chicken during sex next, it sex with chickens next... :/
OceanProtection 0
damn you auto correct... opposed* or* / instead of it