Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gurior
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
clash
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
fmeplease
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Time to pretend
Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
fuckit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML
Anonymous
Staten Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Very posh
Today, my parents found my box of condoms. I'm 20, so it's no big deal, and they commended my responsibility. What they don't know is I don't talk to any girls, and I bought those condoms to jerk off into. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Jonathan
Time flies
Today, I noticed my unopened box of Viagra passed its 'use by' date three months ago. My sex life ended in 2022. FML
zingle af
🌶️ Spicy
Erection for Protection
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Why did you buy so many? I'd call that ****-eyed optimism!
tgm0112 0
#2 Latex loses elasticity and becomes more likely to fail upon operation. Takes several years, mind you, but it happens. #3 You're a moron.
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Comments (65)
lrb081 0
Why not just get a 3 pack?
B4SK3TB4IL 0
cuz those will expire 2
ItsOkayImWhite 0
or maybe what he needs is a six pack to get more chicks.
fringle 0
how do condoms expire?
tgm0112 0
#2 Latex loses elasticity and becomes more likely to fail upon operation. Takes several years, mind you, but it happens. #3 You're a moron.
ThatFailed 0
Haha. i liked the second bit #6 :P
LikeOhMahGoose 0
first (: and that sucks for you. are you ugly?
MrFail_fml 0
haha FAIL! your first? ur third!! NOOBIE! anyways, to the dude who posted this FML, i feel sorry for you dude, get in the game!
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
So not first. Douche bag, you don't know shit, think before you say something. Op it's not to late to change your sex life.
JustaDO_fml 14
EA Sports it's in the game
Bookworm1426 7
Well it's obviously not in anything.
Superawesomestev 0
go get laid. stop being a Nancy.
rockintothebeat 0
maybe he bought multiple packs and just didnt use those. say, he bought 50 and used 30 in however many years. and thats why he had to throw away 20.
Sickillsells 0
mah
kile88 2
get over it!! why is it important lol
perdix 31
Why did you buy so many? I'd call that ****-eyed optimism!
BlackScorpionAng 0
ha ha ha "****-eyed optimism"
jimmyjimjobobo 0
lol FYL everyone should go to my youube channel and watch some of my videos ________________ www.YouTube.com/jimmyjimjobobo123
djb1034 0
honestly, sex is kind of overrated in imo. sure, its a lot of fun, but its not that big of a deal if you aren't having it. that being said, it also isn't that hard to get laid if you try.
perdix 31
No, it's not IMO. It's fantastic even if you've been doing it with the same woman for years (and if my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! (that's an old joke)).
Raiderwrstler65 0
why'd you have 20? that's dumb get like a 3 pack