Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML
Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked the guy I like if he wanted to go to lunch tomorrow at a local restaurant. He replied that he doesn't like their food. I think that's a no. FML
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Top comments
FMLkoala 28
I guess he'll be seeing only one type of breast from now on.
WhoopteDo 26
Chicken yeah.. too chicken to even be mature about breaking up or taking a break with you... FYL OP
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Comments (73)
WhoopteDo 26
Chicken yeah.. too chicken to even be mature about breaking up or taking a break with you... FYL OP
KushCrushin89 10
How was he too chicken? He clearly said he didn't want to date her anymore. There's not much more he could have said to be clearer.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Smooth...
FMLkoala 28
I guess he'll be seeing only one type of breast from now on.
Flaming_Pandas 15
Sould've shown him up by bringing home a different kind of meat ;)
zarosian 17
Iron reaver soul stealer
GuiLD15 7
no not really
Supersonic54 18
I don't think Inuyasha would be interested in such affairs #43
thedarklordsatan 7
BURN!!!
Chibi_Kitten 24
#43- no this is more like Mirōku...
Cass_x 22
Please don't tell me you brought him food after that,.
mannatee 19
What kind of statement is that
igive 29
A logical one.
Crofty92 17
If she'd bought the food first he wouldn't have dumped her.
harrypotter955 19
Poison the chicken...
Journiexo 18
This is a break-up, not a murder
Nordrag 26
There's a difference? o.o I've been doing it wrong all along.
Dozer1988 14
A little laxatives won't hurt anything but his pride. (And maybe parts of his digestive tract, temporarily.) Just keep a straight face while he eats.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
But if they kick in while he's still there, it's an issue. You bake a cake and ask if he wants some to take home. And remember to not eat any cake yourself!
LastQueenLyssa 11
Eh, I like his thinking though. Not necessarily poison, but as what was said, laxatives could work too. OP's boyfriend deserves whatever's coming for him! Hopefully ex-boyfriend, if not soon!
mattjamt 16
You guys are harsh - Remind me never to date a girl that uses FML!
lesley3r3 22
Lool one of your 20 questions before we date 'can I see your apps please?' Real smooth
anmolm97 12
Tell him to say what he has to say without being a chicken.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Obviously the relationship you had with him was a joke to him... He was just in it for the chicken.
maximus_prime 24
Making assumptions? Their relationship might have been finger licking good, but has since foweled.
Liamj774 36
Yeah, it's too bad OP's boyfriend grilled her
mackdeezy 22
Tell him he can see those people as he goes to get HIMSELF food. Sorry OP
715chiefs 15
What a ****.
extrasnipes 22
No more cat for him.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
But now that you're single you should message me ;-) lol