Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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HyundaiOwner7 0
Mmm... chicken wings...
YacL 15
Does he even remember your name?
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Comments (297)
CitrusGirl 0
Reminds me of That 70s Show. Donna: Eric, I love you. Eric: I love... cake?
N3v43h 0
I love, lamp!
MurphyS94 4
Brick, do you REALLY love the lamp, or are you just saying you love the lamp?
sourgirl101 29
Wings! If you order the flat pieces only, instead of the drummettes, you can have two bones in your mouth at once. lol
rocketeer_97 1
i dont think i could ever be a vegetarian. i need my meat.
CitrusGirl 0
I could, except I really like bacon.
instnt1nfction 17
I could also, but I like meat and I hate vegetables and fruit
schmelia 10
You don't need meat, you like meat. I used to think I could never stop eating chicken or bacon, but I gradually stopped eating meat over about two years. After seeing what happens to these animals and discussing the ethics of it all, I realised that it's ridiculous for us to keep these animals in such poor conditions and then slaughter them simply for our own pleasure and comfort.
schmelia 10
Also, since being vego I've had to explore different kinds of food a bit more and now I eat the most delicious meals!! Who knew!
rocketeer_97 1
very true ! BUT i need or like meat :D
iluvhobos 5
194(and 195) shut up, vegetarians are immoral
a_nutritionist 10
LOL thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard. god i hope i never run into one of your kind at work...vegetarians are immoral...oh god...i dont know what id do when faced with such stupidity. in reality, i think id be so stunned i wouldnt know what to do. probably just look blankly in disbelief and walk away slowly.
RandomBanana_324 0
I would have have told him "No Sex For You Mister"
johnson94 5
now go make him a sandwich!!
ScuseMePrincess 2
YDI for being a vegetarian. You're trying to stand in his way of getting his beloved chicken wings out of jealousy. It's no wonder he doesn't love you.
mkbeautymama 0
that's cute. vegetarian is a lifestyle choice. and most of us don't preach at those who eat meat
schmelia 10
Where in this FML does it say that OP was trying to stop her bf from eating chicken? Don't presume every vegetarian lives up to the 'preachy activist' stereotype. Just as not all meat eaters live up to the heart-attack-in-waiting, fast-food-loving, white male stereotype.
emz89 0
I think u need to be with someone who supports your choice.
florenzfang 0
he didn't kiss u right away ?
Senseisparky 0
I love how vegetarians get indignant and state they are vegetarians when shit like this pops up. It's a silly notion to not take advantage of any food opportunities. You have canine teeth and binocular vision for a reason you silly bitch!
barlessprison 16
Oh keep your views to yourself. If OP or anyone else wants to be a vegetarian, let them. More meat for you. Everybody wins.
ScuseMePrincess 2
If people weren't meant to eat meat, it wouldn't taste so good.
Helvettica 1
@ Senseisparky when was the last time that you hunted and caught your own food to eat then? Or is it more likely that your canine teeth and binocular vision go toward stuffing your face with KFC?
abceasyas123abc 12
Haha, nicely played, 94!
cookie256043 0
oh stop whining .