Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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HyundaiOwner7 0
Mmm... chicken wings...
YacL 15
Does he even remember your name?
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Comments (297)
FophiaFia 0
LMFAO Girrl get a sense of humor, he was probably jokeing:P unless he wasn't...in that case..Fyl
ohhheyythere91 4
Wow... Your boyfriend is a "winner, winner, chicken dinner!" ;)
athos1237 4
Why would anyone remember such an irrelevant detail. Its not like its going to last forever. He'll get another carnivore on the side.
christian123qaz 0
what a boss... don't break up with him cuz he loves chicken wings seriously!
CORNDOG200 0
your boyfriend is a loser!
Candi814 2
He probably does remember but you to dumb to see he doesn't care about you break it off and don't waist your time with a jerk
rasta_pasta 4
You know what really sucks? Someone saying "I love you" when you haven't decided how you feel about them. Of course you women are saying dump him because you're likely proponents of the "i love you" sneak attack which inevitably forces the other person into the sticky situation of responding right off the bat.
aragmir 13
shove a carrot up his nose!
ranger15 0
you should really really special that his next words even included love. dumb bitch.
a_nutritionist 10
so in english that sentence would mean...?
lulzworthy 3
You deserved it you pretentious vegan douche
schmelia 10
Uh, she vegetarian, not vegan, and where in this FML does it suggest OP is pretentious?