Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends of mine and a guy I really liked. Things started getting really quiet so I decided to start talking to make things a little bit less awkward even though I was eating. I ended up spitting a piece of chicken across the table. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, the guy I liked came over for dinner with some friends. One of them asked him if we were dating, he became so distraught he started to choke on the food I had made, in his haste to tell them that in no uncertain terms, were we together. FML
Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML
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macskapingvin 0
You know, being vegetarian isn't like being gay. They don't only date other vegetarians.
Howljerk 0
Liar liar pants on fire.
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Comments (91)
wrigglezeus 0
YDI simple as
mitri_fml 3
this is so nooby I think it's fake
Runto 0
oh wow that must be like pure instinct with no commom sense
jewban 3
if he gave you a weird remark say ' oh I thought you said you were a vetanrian' lol idk
mjcdsjf 0
All I could think of is either FAIL or /facepalm
zzzjakezzz 0
noone likes a girl vegitarian
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
*moderated* lol
Howljerk 0
Liar liar pants on fire.
thisgirl2u 9
hanging from a telephone wire.
iliketurdles 7
Isn't it 'nose longer than a telephone wire'? ><
iliketurdles 7
I didn't make it up. You're mean :(
Flammin8 0
I bet guys do this on a regular basis pretend they like something the same as the attractive girl.. -oh gotta go I have to meet my gf for the movie eclipse...(sigh)
evilpieboy 0
plants fer higher
Honda288 2
It's plants for higher!
KitchKraft 21
Yeah, except it was a girl to a guy. Get your facts right before you meet your hand and some lube at the movies.
Sonfang 19
You're an idiot OP! He may have liked you for who you are, now you'll never know! YDI!!
pompomkiwi 14
I agree lying is also pretty inmuture
prettyteen13 0
hahahahaha yu fail
wassssssssom 0
hahaha I thought the exact same thing... :)
3kitten3 10
Wow. Don't be so damn needy next time. Guys don't like total fake liar girls. YDI
thisgirl2u 9
Well, that is just an odd thing for a man to randomly walk up to you and say. What is even odder is your reaction to completely lie to a stranger.. And really if you have to lie to impress someone in the first place then it's not a good idea, eventually the truth will be known and it will always backfire. In your case instantly.
miraggg 1
lmao new pick up line
TeenieAmerica 9
Well, they probably got into a conversation and it came up. I don't think he just randomly said it.
BiggerThenUrs 0
yeah I can't pictture some guy walking up, hey I'm John, I'm a vegetarian.
TheWicked 4
Oh really?! Me too! *eats steak*
EllaMadSage 0
Thanks for making me laugh, so very hard.
PSQ91 6
Akward much?
LaFemmeQuiRit 3
What is "akward" ? (English isn't my first language, you see) Does it have anything to do with the word "awkward" ?
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I'm sure he was so impressed, he didn't notice the slab of cow sitting on your plate..
Accept 11
@ OP could of just said it was your friend's But then again you shouldn't lie just to impress a cute guy He would of found out soon
Dejaay 2
Hahah, first your giving her advice telling her to lie..then your telling her to not lie? Make up your mind :P
mintcar 10
Could'VE* Would'VE*
slushpup9696 12
Thank you, 42. People assuming would've is would of is a pet peeve of mine.
Dejaay 2
how impressiveee...
blackie17 0
OP, your stupid. 1) because u tried to be something ur not for a guy. 2) even if that worked and u started dating, he would eventually find out anyway! duhhhh >.<