Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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HyundaiOwner7 0
Mmm... chicken wings...
YacL 15
Does he even remember your name?
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Comments (297)
stevenmx86 8
Maybe he's just tired of your whiny, chauvinistic, vegetarian ways and just doesn't care...?
schmelia 10
Whiny? Chauvinistic? Please explain how you figured OP is either of these things.
a_nutritionist 10
because he eats meat and anyone who doesnt do what he does is wrong. thats also why he thinks people who have sex are *****.
mrducky5 0
Time for a boyfriend..
shannon6 3
Agreed. Seems like he's only in it for the sex and has no interest whatsoever in OP as a person. Leave him alone with his bucket of chicken and run the other way!
ryno2004 1
YDI for be vegetarian...
TKrisha_fml 5
then can i have your share. i love e chicken wings
toxicmurder109 4
he doesn't seem to care so dump him
hottiebrunette 0
smh..
Pigpen181 3
The way to a mans heart is thru his stomach! Man have simple needs Food, Sex and Sleep.( I try to combine the three ) He's not forcing you to eat chicken, don't force him to eat green peas!
schmelia 10
Where in this FML does it say she was forcing him to eat green peas? Also I think it's pretty offensive to men to simplify a man's needs down to just three things. Most men are a bit more complex than that.
iluvhobos 5
201 you're a liberal aren't you?
missL1z 5
Just because OP is vegetarian she shouldn't feel offended by her bf wanting chicken wings. If she wants to be respected she should respect the fact her boyfriend eats meat.
a_nutritionist 10
comprehension isnt your thing is it?
cybermolly10 7
YDI for saying "I love you" first. Always wait for the guy to say it.