Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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HyundaiOwner7 0
Mmm... chicken wings...
YacL 15
Does he even remember your name?
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Comments (297)
triggerit 5
I prefer girls boobs and legs...
gigi03 5
Chicken wings sound good right about now.
jessxoxo28 5
this is the guy you love? lol
son4life 0
that's what you get for telling a guy you love him, men can't handle it at all it sucks for us girls
ArabFML 3
YDI for being a vegetarian
lovetolaughatchu 0
that's to bad ..he really doesn't love u but u knew that already. (I doubt this is the first time he's blown off ur feelings)..as far as the whole meat thing goes good for u for listening to ur body. or mind and going that route! what the man puts out and calls meat is sooo not meat. find someone on ur wavelength and it'll be much, much better! good luck!
HotdogBE 0
omnomnom chicken wings
tylr6024 0
if you dont want to eat them you can sit and watch. cant beleive how sensitive some women are.
schmelia 10
Women are not born 'sensitive', nor are men born 'tough'. Our society encourages these traits in each gender (generally to negative effect), so don't have a go at someone for something you perpetuate.
1molinamatt 5
who doesn't love chicken wings?? but yeah that sucks :p
sup3579 0
your boyfriends awesome