Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
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DeathBunny218 37
It sounds like he just made up a lie because you two are no longer together, i mean if he ever cared about you why would he do such a thing when you were dating.
imustbeinsane 2
It's not that she had contact with meat, its the fact that her ex put in the extra effort just to be an asshole
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Comments (86)
MizzErikaHart 8
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pretty sure he can eat whatever he wants whenever he wants...ur still a vegetarian.
imustbeinsane 2
It's not that she had contact with meat, its the fact that her ex put in the extra effort just to be an asshole
imustbeinsane 2
also I think we all know what "meat" he had in gis mouth
Edwinadii 4
Had to be blond...
MrleClochard 4
+1
thomas357 0
42 get over it!!!
annajane 0
42 Same here. It would disturb me on many levels if I found that my ex did that.
jayalexander 7
how can you live without meat... it's just as bad as a world without sex... or coke!
t765234 10
63- At least you don't use the horribly flawed logic of other vegetarians, they're usually just bleeding-heart idiots.
atthegates 0
Im a strict vagitarian.
VeroAnne 11
Are you sure you know which 'meat' he is talking about? ;)
77wade 0
You pretty
number0 8
Well, vegetarians eat some of the wonderful plants that supply us with oxygen to breathe. Vegetarians, like carnivores and omnivores, are killers. All in all, it's simply a matter of what you indirectly kill to get your nutrients.
number0 8
Thank you, 73 ;)
vistamar 3
Haha why would that make YOU paranoid?? Also does anyone know how you send a message on here? :P
TwitchingNebula 17
Save a cow...eat a vegetarian.
DeathBunny218 37
It sounds like he just made up a lie because you two are no longer together, i mean if he ever cared about you why would he do such a thing when you were dating.
BloodyDraven 0
or he's just a total douche
_cassandra__fml 4
I agree with #2 here. No one is that much of a douche that he would do that just to taunt his girlfriend. But at the same time, OP needs to chill out. It's not like it changes anything for her and he just showed her that he is really bad at letting go of something that isn't his anymore.
gunmania0 12
Well at least you were getting some form of Iron.
docscientist 10
Ugh... Fail.
Mirorbo 27
How is that a fail? Iron comes from meat products just like it does from vegetables and fruit. There's just two different types of iron, that's all.
gunmania0 12
Thank you 17 :)
iheartbewbies 0
Well not to be a troll, but YDI for being a vegetarian.. Meat is important for your body :p
CrAzYyEt 8
What a jackass. Good thing he's an ex.
lakaiskate 12
I'm surprised OP didn't taste the meat!
annamei 16
Wow major douche
Mirorbo 27
Good thing he's your ex, because he is a major douchebag...
regsworld11 2
He does that just to be an asshole? Good thing he is your EX.
77wade 0
Aww man your 18
iknowimawesome 13
Just another reason you should be glad to be calling him your ex!
Captain0bv10us 0
At least you don't have to deal with him anymore :)