Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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HyundaiOwner7 0
Mmm... chicken wings...
YacL 15
Does he even remember your name?
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Comments (297)
HyundaiOwner7 0
Mmm... chicken wings...
CAPTmok 7
KFC!!!....... I could never be a vegetarian!!
YayorNay 8
Winner winner chicken dinner.
shannonreneee 11
I am literally salivating over the thought of wings.
Mitcha857 0
I'm hungry now damn no wings in the fridge!
Venith 0
I'd be a vegetarian without KFC!!
imacreeper 3
Usually FMLs like this piss me off because in most cases, the OP doesn't have a very good sense of humour..but damn, that's just rude.
aussie_gemini 5
you have all just made me hungry!
CitrusGirl 0
What are you all talking about KFC? Buffalo Wild Wings is way better. Asian zing and parmesean garlic sauce are the best.
PurpleRae420 0
And your still dating this dumbass why?? Next
cbaidchris 6
he never said that you had to eat any of them. be honored that he invited you to go with him on a chicken run.
TraceCase_ 19
Eww, KFC? Really? **** that, get some REAL wings or learn how to make your own! BDubs IS good. Just my opinion but there is a huge difference in quality.
sugarr0babby0 0
maybe it's time to dump him..
yourshootingstar 4
kfc has a veggie chicken burger here lol
BrokenDreamer24 15
No wonder, your in Canada. I bet all the veggie heads here are pissed about that.
NOWAYJOSE 14
89, my god I love your top in that picture.
iluvhobos 5
"PETA's are all just gangsters with hard-ons for nature and just 'cause they got molested we all shouldn't eat meat.."
ritbbehindu 0
58 that is so a win
MrHughJass 0
97 Do you ever look at your comments before you post? Your such a bitch and thats why nobody likes you. On every FML theres your comment with the most thumbs down.
YacL 15
Must be that eye pouring into everybody's soul. That, or she posts before she thinks.
lolzforfun228 3
Was anyone else reminded of that episode of that 70's show where Donna tells Eric she loves him and he responds by saying "I love... Cake." Anyway, I don't get why people are saying you should break up with this guy over this. I mean first off it seems like a joke. And why is it that every time there's a FML including a boyfriend and a girlfriend there's always like, 20 people saying LOLOLOL BREAKUP OVER THIS ONE INCIDENT, CLEARLY THIS IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO EVEN THOUGH I KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP LOLOLOLOLOL
iluvhobos 5
97 and 134 it's ******* 'YOU'RE' you fucktards
Yousuck24 21
116- Real Wings? You mean like Red Bull?
Izzy_Sixx 4
do you guys know what KFC does to their chickens?! look it up, you'll learn something.
4thizzle20 0
so totally and completely true.. 45 cent wing Tuesday is wut I live for:))
acethehusky 0
haha 34... win guy fieri!
plasticspoon 0
Im with the buffalo wild wings people
fmltiligothigh 0
damn, that sucks
whiteboy7thst 2
That sucks the carrot top.
skylervondra 0
i hate veggetarians...
johnson94 5
now make him a sandwich!
EatnBeef 7
you don't love him OP... teens don't know what love is, well the majority of people don't. they get confused
YacL 15
Does he even remember your name?
example947 0
wow, wow I didn't even post ^ that there
example947 0
attention, disregard all comments from me on this fml. my iPod was taken.
MyTwoCents_ 0
Britney..
CryMoreFMLs 15
The only thing he probably remembers is her breast size.
wolfgold2 20
No, he needs 10% Luck and 20% Skill, possibly 15% Concentrated Power of Will
marinus_fml 20
Vegetarian is for weak people.
lekiat 0
that's just sounds stupid
yourlifesfucked 0
agree!
yourlifesfucked 0
'That's just sounds stupid' Oh the IRONY!
example947 0
^that is mines favorutists commend ov al time! (but seriously, it is)
tsim_fml 0
YourTwoCents
pinkandbluepsych 3
Wow that sucks, he doesn't seem to care...
shayla27 0
lol no he seems really sincere and loving
pertained 12
Our food ***** on your food?
YacL 15
Must... not... correct bad grammar.... It's okay, I got it under control.
jsx12345 0
Wow shut the **** up. nothing wrong bieng a vege.... Its our life stule which is healthier.
Goldenchest 14
our life whaa...?
Sharpie_Tattoos 0
healthier if you want to grow breasts and lose your penis.
caaklove 0
177 it's arguable about whether or not vegetarian lifestyle is healthier because meats give us essential fats and other nutrients...it just depends on how you grow up. if you're used to eating vegetarian foods and automatically eat a lot of meat, you may get sick and if you eat a lot of meat then suddenly turn vegetarian you could get sick too. I don't think one way is any better than the other.. but no one should attempt drastic changes in diet.
a_nutritionist 10
@256 either can be healthy. the difference is vegetarianism usually requires more focus and attention on what your intakes are to make sure you arent deficient in a number of things, the opposite is true for meat eaters. theres nothing vegetarian diets cannot get that meat diets can. a drastic change may not be a good idea, but its not a bad idea to shift towards a healthy diet. simply saying "ive always eaten like this" isnt a good enough reason to keep doing it.
jsx12345 0
Bieng a vege isnt thar hard. Its just that you need will power. i saw vidoes of slaughter houses which are so cruel.... Who would want to eat meat after that? Only insane people.
5chadenfreude 6
Time to fly away from your chicken of a boyfriend.
HyundaiOwner7 0
chickens don't fly
SwaggerMelon 6
If you believe chickens can fly, they will.
HyundaiOwner7 0
What about pigs?
Jacobt24 19
23 - Swine flu
Offensive_fml 4
The person you replied to said that her boyfriend is a chicken and she should fly away from him, and since chickens can't fly then he can't follow. Deep.
HyundaiOwner7 0
108... that's offensive.
MerrikBarbarian 9
actually they can and do for short distances. ever had a flock of chickens fly at your head? I have!
YacL 15
Or on Legend of Zelda when you pick up a chicken and jump off of cliffs! Good times.
ToxicxKitten 9
Awww, that's just cruel. But then again, I really freaking love chicken wings too. :)
poor_brown_eyes 2
hahah.. "that's nice".
ScuseMePrincess 2
YDI for being a vegetarian. Maybe if you would share in his interests and not try to stand in his way of delicious chicken wings, your boyfriend would love you too.