Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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HyundaiOwner7 0
Mmm... chicken wings...
YacL 15
Does he even remember your name?
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Comments (297)
fkina 0
he prob knows just wants u to eat meat
geg_Mopo3ka 0
well all im going to say is, all men are pigs. How much did the world changed - when men used to cherrish a woman :( so sad
SGT_DBL 15
Agreed with #221, mostly. Not ALL of us are pigs, but the vast majority are and are screwing it up for those of us who aren't.
a_nutritionist 10
@225 your mistake is assuming all women are saints. theres as many pathetic females as males, theres no such thing as a superior sex.
roeroe66 0
ilove chicken
rayrayandbread 0
ydi for loving that ass
ijnek 3
That sucks! I mean, that you cant have chicken wings:( FYL
relam 0
…and on the next one!
chillbro83 0
you deserve it for being a vegetarian
katt4 1
Time to dump him!
mushyman 0
I like chicken wings 2!
milanowjoseph 2
Good.