Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
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Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
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Wingman527 22
That's just rude.
seprunner 12
Did you say "Because I eat people who make fun of me." then grab your fork and lick your lips?
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Comments (142)
Wingman527 22
That's just rude.
johnnyiskeenan 13
I can't believe people have the nerve to say something like that, I feel like the world is getting too comfortable with being mean
Yeshua_fml 19
She should have responded with "It's all the fiber, and I don't need any more shit in my life" and then left.
Soviet_American 29
Well that kind of smooth talk ain't going to get you laid.. He should know better
Way2Fast8 20
Some people should have gotten spanked more when they were younger
sashin112792 7
"Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're fat"
JessieTaft 17
Gosh that's so mean!! I'm sorry OP
shudson186 17
Mean? More like ******* rude and inconsiderate of feelings. I really, really hope OP had some brains and left. That relationship clearly was going to be heading down the wrong side of the track anyways.
tournamentdecide 33
Rude and inconsiderate falls under the category of mean, 22.
amberr21 10
I would have just left
websphere69 27
not only rude but very ignorant!
Arathis 19
If he didn't like that you were fat, why did you two go out on a date?
pwnman 33
Well we aren't aware of what circumstances set the date. For all we know, it could be a blind date or someone OP met on this internet..
ShadowlessSpear 21
Or maybe it was just a question that came out really wrong, and at the wrong time.
MidnaLink 35
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
There is no right way or right time to ask a girl why they're fat. Honestly, people who direct the word "fat" to someone really should be beaten.
Respect101 17
I wouldn't say they deserve to be beaten. Some people are fat because they don't take car of themselves well enough, others actually have obesity. I'm not saying go around calling people fat, but some can help themselves and lose the weight others it would be extremely difficult.
Brandi_Faith 34
Yes 88, some people are fat and it is completely because of the choices they have made. However, just because someone has made those decisions it does not give anyone else the right to be mean to them or call them fat. It blows my mind that there are so many people that are completely fine with calling people fat to their face and tell them they should lose weight. These are often times the same people that think it's wrong to make fun of someone for their race or sexuality but for some reason making fun of overweight people is ok. I just don't get it.
Respect101 17
I'm not saying make fun of them. But for the ones that can lose weight but choose not to put in the effort, but still complain about being overweight. is what baffles me.
LiterOfCola 16
#91- actually we all DO have the right to call somebody fat. It's rude and mean; leave it at that.
NicH1799 20
All you guys are promoting is ignorance. People. Get. Fat. 95% of the time, it is their decision. This is a burden they put on themselves. It shouldn't be that offensive to ask someone about their weight. Being even 20 lbs. overweight can pose major healt risks. It's a problem that must be talked about.
WildJubeJube 16
SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT- I LOVE UR PROFILE PIC! ((Sorry so much caps))
t0xiR0xi 6
112, please lay all of your personal medical problems out on the table so we can all discuss them, like it's any of our business.
Queenie2014 11
Or people can mind their own ******* business and let people live their lives. This is why we need body acceptance and positive body image
LexiDaBae 17
#88, not all people are fat because of choices they've made. It could be inherited. They might also have some sort of disorder that causes them to gain weight constantly. Like, there are alot of "skinny" girls who eat like pigs but never seen to gain. Some people can't help it.
CarlosDanger 12
You are comparing something, in almost all cases, that is choice to race or sexuality which are not choices. Obvious false parallel is a false parallel....
PaulikShah 5
That's just Mean....
jerryj 27
What does Mean with a capital 'M' mean?
Sigilwen 24
Atleast it wasn't all caps.
amisenho 11
It's okay; he just didn't finish his sentence. I think he meant to say, "That's just 'Mean Girls'," but someone already beat him to the movie quotes.
alex_622 22
Such a charmer
Rosebudx 32
"If you're a man, why are you acting like a five-year-old?"
thespiantess 18
I'd say "Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're fat"
seprunner 12
Did you say "Because I eat people who make fun of me." then grab your fork and lick your lips?
zevo1415 10
But then she wouldnt be a Vegetarian
willmatrix 6
Indeed. She'd be a humanitarian!
Respect101 17
or a cannibal like in the movie This is the End.
trendkilla254 4
spoiler alert!
Chibi_Kitten 24
Or..you eat vegetarian people. That would be vegetarian zombie, right?
amisenho 11
#124: Only if you eat their brains. You're thinking of cannibalistic vegetarians.
derpina15 26
Wow, that's incredibly rude, and if it makes you feel any better, I bet he hasn't been on many dates in the past few years either(judging by his attitude)
iJUSTINsane 12
I don't know about first dates, but definitely not second dates