Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
dummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
bugger
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
omgwhyme
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Enticing
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
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sunshyne84_fml 0
actions speak louder than words
Adorlee 11
Than he should eat you out to prove his love
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zanemanzer 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
haha. get some
Perksofbeingawal 0
Guys are such as*holes sometimes. I don't ever wanna get married. :(
dudeitsdanny 10
If all girls are like you.. I'll spend my life single. Thank God not all girls are this dumb, and hold the majority of/all guys accountable and to the standards of another's action. Good thing you don't wanna get married: No guy will marry a girl with that attitude.
Nico1929 5
^^^16 Win! Can I propose to you over the Internet or would that be lacking in the romantic department? 12 or whatever damn number you are - Go buy some cats and be a crazy cat lady. If you think that way, all your relationships will suck more than OPs (pun intended)
HuttonT 3
16 is a guy...I'm not judging, I just don't know if you know.
Thisismoses 0
I won't judge, as long as i can film... wait a minute. Did you say they were both guys? Even better.
Nico1929 5
Thank you for the heads up! I looked at his picture all confused, checked his profile and read "the picture is of my girlfriend." *face palm* Doesn't change the fact that the epic-ness of his comment has possibly made me fall in love *cough* no **** *cough*
MissBunny25 0
12, being a girl as well, I'd have to say, you did sound REALLY dumb just then...
Nafan01 0
I'm smelling a 30 year old virgin
bubbles944770 0
OMG serouisly back off and take a chill pill!!! :)
cathylee22 4
lol haha you totally made me giggle lol you are adorable ha
cathylee22 4
oh, and my comment was directed at 49!
b6000 0
57. wow your beauitful
millionaire93 0
agree with 236, but still kinda creepy to say that on here :/
DudeImBetter 0
it's funny how when someone says someone is hot on fml there always has to be someone else that says they agree but it's creepy for the original poster to say it but somehow it's not creepy for them to say it.
fl0ffy 0
that's really weird
Nico1929 5
Well I did just accidentally confess my love for some dude via FML so I'd say stranger things have happened...
dt520 4
stereotypes of any kind are blind sighted but seriously... **** getting married like liver for dinner its a thing of the past.
dudeitsdanny 10
... I really need to get ahold of a computer soon.. Haha. I've had dudes ask for shit via private messages recently.. That, and that girl has been my ex for over a month now, lol. But as long as you don't ask over WoW, we're good. I'm not picky about my proposals ;)
bossboi 5
yah she a cat lady for sure well said to the above posters
tulsafml 0
Your like 6.
HumanWiki 8
Its Steak and ******* day. Youre obligated.
maby171 0
wiiiin!
Deadshot108 0
Can we make that day a year round holiday?
vegan_muffin 5
Oral sex is really not optional. Steak and BJ day or otherwise.
Ryder42 0
couldn't agree more!!!
gotbiscuits 0
He's in denial.
SassiestLemon 2
No, he's just hard.
bodnarfresh 0
I don't see the problem.
prinzess_fml 25
I love the way ugly girls take the guy's side in hope men will like them more. But if that's the only way you can attract someone, go a-head. (If it was the first time she said it, there's a problem. If she says it 15 times a day, there isn't.)
larfam 2
a-head... LOL!
zapworth 0
Win
DPApilot 0
awesome!
lethal_judgement 1
lulz
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
XD HAHA!! Rim job!! LMAO
persianjr1 7
well then your relationship must end now or it will suck !! lol
persianjr1 7
* or
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
If you blow him, he will cum.
larfam 2
you just found out about that?
Scalabrine44 0
LOL WIN!!!!!
MissBunny25 0
he's basing that comment off a quote from field of dreams. "if you build it, they will come". dont be so naive -.-
jordanp17 3
great film
ifreakingsparkle 0
Great film, and great band in your picture/name.
SassiestLemon 2
59- Naive... Not the word I was thinking of.
howicu 0
22 win
MissBunny25 0
127, were thinking "stupid" instead?lol
Mister_Grinch 0
Did he get onr then??
CTVrhythmguitari 8
not cool bro D:
FreeDome_fml 0
uhh if you were anything near a bro you'd be having a girl suck you off right now
SassiestLemon 2
62- If you were anywhere near intelligient, you wouldn't have made that comment. I'm sorry if I'm seriously offending you; I've had a bad day. :(
Jizwold 0
62 is like a boss