divorced
United States
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
ifreakingsparkle
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Real smooth
Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML