Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
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luc887_fml 28
You can also turn to her for comfort :)
DocBastard 40
Ah, the old "try to impress a girl by doing something stupid"routine. It's a trick men have been failing at for thousands of years. Come on, men! We're smarter than that! We don't need to do stupid shit to impress any...hey, what's this red button for?
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Comments (55)
luc887_fml 28
You can also turn to her for comfort :)
annie_nk 23
As an added bonus, women have built in comfort pillows just below eye level.
Ambient25 25
And they actually listen when you talk, unlike us men >_>
Ambient25 25
I mean in general
JMichael 26
Lay your scared little head on my big soft bosom and I shall tell you tales of when I was a wee little lass.
Damian95 16
Maybe she will think its cute. You'll laugh about it later.
kaitlynjane 28
#28 And then afterwards can we bake cookies and sing songs of tales from long ago while we frolic in the woods?
tjv3 10
HAHAHA FAIL.
Palirose 22
It's ok OP. We all have our own fears. Better luck next time. Or at least next time remind yourself it's just a fake haunted house?
mrfuzzywiggles 11
Or he should remind himself that he deserves it because he's a pu$$y
ShyAnn29 15
He deserves it for being scared? That's just stupid, everyone gets scared sometimes, and haunted houses can be very scary!
tpm45 25
Maybe next time take her to the movies or something?.... Just a suggestion for the future.
Goblin182 27
What #3 said, but make it a Disney movie.
Rainhawk94 27
What #16 said just not as pointless
annie_nk 23
Try a movie next time. They don't have a Wall of Shame so you can discretely run out.
DanielleinDC 34
Or even discreetly run out. Of course, she's bound to notice if she looks to her date for any reason and sees an empty chair, but nice try.
steve31789 8
I hope you at least ran out with her over your back, like a real "man"
worldclassrager 41
Wait you ran out? Swap roles that might help...lol...well how did she do go all the way through? And wonder where you were for the time you she was scared...sure hope she doesn't hold that over you...
MasqueradePrince 25
You must face your fears my friend!!!! Try again and complete the path through the house! It will be a sweet victory for your soul!!!
Grayness_ 26
Hopefully she found it sooo funny. That shes going to forget that you ran your ass off. What made you run either way? Do tell us.
UnluckyGenius 21
This should go down on the list for "things jackasses do"
tvwrestler98 14
Good idea. A real "man" doesn't run!
Dramori 29
Very macho! Pick something you know you are fine with the next time maybe? Roller coasters for example - you can't run when you are strapped in... Just don't throw up on her! :D