Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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RadikulRam 16
Wait till he finds out about Santa.
Kn0wledge123 21
The tooth fairy is real. I saw him last night. He told me to close my eyes and rub magical toothpaste out of a tube....didn't you ALL do that?! Right guys?...right?
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Comments (161)
gavagoul 10
You did the right thing by telling the truth. His response was rude as it is immature.
Cheezes 7
Far too much importance is put upon a ladies' bust size.
Smoldering 15
Thank you!! You can be beautiful no matter your size :) rock what you got.
Goblin182 27
I always say, it's not the size of the breasts that counts, its how close they are to my face.
Jessie2410 15
Thank you! I hate when girls pull that shit... "My boobs are so small, I'm so fat, I'm so ugly". You can't get upset when someone doesn't correct you with a compliment. It's your fault for playing games. He's already your boyfriend so clearly he doesn't care.
Cujo3269 9
I bet he was joking.
Raum 19
Her being honest with him isn't automatically compliment fishing, and you're an asshole for assuming that's what she was doing. Self-confidence issues are really hard to overcome, and sometimes people want or need the support of the people they are closest to.
Jessie2410 15
Yes, SELF confidence. It comes from yourself, not compliments from others. However, that's just my opinion of the situation. Doesn't make me an asshole just because I view her behavior differently than you =)
miaoucore 13
i have a feeling it might be those bras that make it look like you have b,c,or d cups? just a suggestion. but there isnt anything wrong with that!
fabforever 10
DRAMA QUEEN !! If guys don't look like Calvine Kline models then why do guys expect us to look like Victoria secret models?!
DKjazz 20
Somehow, whenever boob size comes up in a thread, so does penis size. It's happened 2 or 3 times so far in this FML alone.