Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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RadikulRam 16
Wait till he finds out about Santa.
Kn0wledge123 21
The tooth fairy is real. I saw him last night. He told me to close my eyes and rub magical toothpaste out of a tube....didn't you ALL do that?! Right guys?...right?
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Comments (161)
Spyfiction 6
A mature boyfriend
sarahmb98 8
Haven't you guys had sex yet? Cause if you have, then he has seen the real size of your boobs before...
cloudsofneon 5
Even if they haven't had sex, if he's felt her up he should have noticed he's either grabbing padding or reaching under it.
Uramonkey 11
Or maybe they had sex but she didn't take off her bra.
SWC_Penguin 17
Would he eat food without salt, BBQ sauce, or butter? Anything that's great can still be improved. Nothing wrong with that.
TheDrifter 24
Did he come back after a few minutes? Sounds like a great prank if he wasn't serious.
bakabaka714 8
honestly? NOT a good prank AT ALL! I suffer with self confidence issues as well, I've had quite a fee poeple pull something similar to thia on me, and.not tell me forba couple days...those were the worst couple days of my life. Srlf Confidrnce issues are NO JOKE people!
SAspring 17
What?
Welshite 40
#47: Is this one of those weird moments you were talking about in your profile?
SuperSofie 23
Try to work on your self esteem yourself #47, it'll last longer and give more strenght than letting everything depend on the opinions of others. You should feel good about yourself, and not let yourself be affected (too much) by what other people say or do, at least up to a certain point. Words can hurt, but don't let them break you.
bakabaka714 8
Okay look, i've been trying to delete that comment all day, this is exactly what i was trying to avoid, so please lay off.
bakabaka714 8
as for #62 i know and thank you
tonygar 17
He should be luck if you ever decide sleep with him. I know i feel extremely lucky if a woman decides to get naked with me
NatalieOntheTram 11
To be fair, it's very difficult to find bras that AREN'T push-up anymore. I had to special order some last time I went shopping. But really, who cares if you wear a push-up or not. Just show them to him bare. I doubt he'll stay upset for long =P
Yakostovian 18
The gal has self confidence issues, so that may be more difficult for her than others. Although, if the OP likes this guy enough to forgive his insensitive jackass behavior, then I advocate baring boobies at him as well.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I personally like perky boobs and I know a lot of other guys that do as well. I'm not saying I don't like double d's, they certainly are fun, but they're way overwhelming. Especially in small spaces, it seems like you're going a round with Mike Tyson with those puppies smacking you around.
miyaviichan 27
Mm I can't sympathize with small boobs, because I'm curvaceous, but I have a belly on me so its a trade off. :( I find there's often a good and a bad side to everything. I have cute small hands, but they're honestly too small to play guitar with. It's things like that. So while you may feel you're in the itty bitty titty committee, there's plenty of other wonderful things about you!
Paris25_fml 11
Five year olds can play guitar with their hand size just fine. You just need to practice.
DKjazz 20
Small children usually play 1/2 or 3/4 scale guitars to accommodate smaller hands and bodies. As for small vs. big hands on guitar, big hands have the advantage of being able to comfortably reach stretchy chord shapes, but suffer in a tight close-quarters voicing, while the reverse is true for small hands. Of course, with enough limberness and practice, any hand can play any voicing with minimal discomfort.
miyaviichan 27
I hope so. I really did get stuck with kid hands for some reason.
MissJojo_fml 4
27, we must be twins ... I wear extra-small bell gloves, which I had to special order while playing bells in school because the school store didn't carry that size. A kid-handed high-five to you! Also, OP is lucky, I can't find push-up bras in this size, so my belly makes me look a few months pregnant...
CharresBarkrey 16
Hand twins?! "This hand is your hand, this hand is my hand. Oh wait, that's your hand... No wait, it's my hand."
miyaviichan 27
Ah I got buried. Obviously. I guess I should have called her boyfriend a douche or something.
The_Nuke 31
just like bags of potato chips
miroku000 5
life is like a box of push up bras. you never know what you are gonna get