Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML
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prettybrwneyes16 0
than why is he with you if he thinks you're so ugly?
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
you should have said:" you're dick is ugly, but you don't see me complaining!"
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Comments (166)
prettybrwneyes16 0
than why is he with you if he thinks you're so ugly?
PwnerJohn 0
^ this
ZleveL 0
lol
ps2stony 0
first. or am I?
shadaboo2014 0
ur not...ur actually far from it
Kamens 0
YDI for not calling Dr. Drew
goldenone 2
because "love is blind" pffft
thor89 0
If I was his shirt I would slap you and the ugly lol
thor89 0
If I was his shirt I would slap you and your ugly IMAO
shitbrix 0
buurrnn but yea f his life for not being able to get a better girfriend
maniac310 2
why the hell r u even out of the kitchen! go make him a sammich!
joshhh11 0
ugh
glen12 0
I do that sometimes act serious when I'm not for laughs and peoples reactions
ShadowhunterJ 0
eugh, shut up.
kevinkuz 0
than. than. THAN.
angryseatroll 5
bahaha Kriptonite! that was epic! you win.
sykes831 0
look at it this way, you probably have an amazing personality if he's not with you for your looks. *claps*
imma1pimp 0
hahahahahahahah owned!!!!!!
what_the_fail 0
63 wins!
ImRawrtastic 0
wow that's harsh you bettr hve said sumtin bak to himm
goodstuffboro 0
hahaha.....dht made mi fukin day....wow r u ugli an if so du u giv gud head cuz das prolly y he still wif u
prettybrwneyes16 0
what do u mean, 'this'?
CableX17 0
@48- its LMAO, not IMAO. Stands for laughing my ass off. Get it right next time, Mkay?
RedmontFief 7
They did get it right they just forgot to make the "l" a Capitol. Sheesh
LoveNnyl 23
It's not all about looks. Not everyone is that shallow or close-minded. You can date an attractive person and they can treat you like shit, I'm not implying that attractive do have bad personalities, it can go either way.
MagicalPegicorn 0
that FrickIn sucks Really bad.. Sucks To be you.
trizzieb 0
you must be a great lay. has he ever put a bag over your head? do you only get it on in the dark? these are the things you should think about.
esines 9
GI was gonna say i was sorry for OP but it's kind of hard cause she sounds like she might be one of those condescending bitches that points out rude things that she didn't have to and then says "just saying". I mean OP you could have just said it didn't look good, not "it's ugly"
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
you should have said:" you're dick is ugly, but you don't see me complaining!"
yoourface 0
haha :)
dudeitsdanny 10
Unless she has complained.
ObeyCyn 4
Hahahaha Classic
xxxNataliexxx 0
Wow dump him..
Extacy23 0
@Natalie- I'll take a dump on you..
Peroxide 3
Cleveland steamer? I like where this is going, GIGGIDY!
saranottelling 7
Haha, I use that lame comeback with my friends all the time. He probably meant it. It's okay, just get some plastic surgery. Remember not to go overboard like Joan Rivers, we don't need another one of her!
slickness 0
great advice from an upstanding American- no doubt about that.
tuba_erika 1
your really cute btw ;)
jessiestar9281 0
hahaha btw 6th
Eddie_Paints 0
Quite a prize ya got there Ma'am!
sam_hates_ham 0
you probably hurt his feelings but he still sounds rude.
kniickles 0
I wouldve said "hey, I'm faking it every night so we should be about even. "
crawford_chick 0
hahahh good one ;)
SnowTrooper19 0
My girlfriend pulled that trick on me. I said "Oh, really? Then we shouldn't have sex." 1 year and 8 months gone by.
MrBrownTown 0
that's pretty sad. well ya that but also he barely gets the guts to tell you in that in your face for how long that you two been together? or he was probably saving it for a comeback like that. ...but yeah that seriously is asshole-ish if a thing to say!
Odbalt 0
haha that's justsad how about buying a new one? haha