Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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RadikulRam 16
Wait till he finds out about Santa.
Kn0wledge123 21
The tooth fairy is real. I saw him last night. He told me to close my eyes and rub magical toothpaste out of a tube....didn't you ALL do that?! Right guys?...right?
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Comments (161)
inumiko 12
that's why you dooont tell him about the bras sweety.
Alicestraza 33
Pretty sure he'd find out eventually unless they're being abstinent.
bhou56 7
Just how him your bare boobs. He'd have to be gay not to get back with you.
sk1tt135 22
Wow, can your boyfriend grow some balls please? When did boys get so whiny? Your boobs don't have to be small to wear a push-up. Like the other girls said, it's hard to find a bra anymore that isn't a push-up.
Smoldering 15
Or insanely padded, it sucks...
tenderteddy82 4
Sounds like something I would say. But my girlfriend knows my sense of humor and just laugh. Unless you have sex with a bra on or in complete darkness, he's fooling with you.
iforgavelennon 7
Or they could be teenagers still in high school who haven't started having sex yet...
junkman6 22
Since when were teenagers in highschool not sex fiends? He'll now you got em humping in middle school.
Bevspeaks 11
Some people still decide to stay abstinent until marriage, not a lot, but a few
MissJojo_fml 4
Since when was it a choice between being a teenage sex fiend and being abstinent until marriage? Plenty of middle ground to be covered here...
crisanba 18
HES LIVING A LIE!!!
michaela_madness 6
I would start to laugh my ass off if I was in your place hahaha!
Omniprism 15
Good riddance. Now you can find someone who appreciates you for you. And I don't think I know a woman who doesn't wear a little extra in the chest area.
bandeek 30
Me. You don't know me, but i don't. I will search a bra department for as long as it takes me to find one that isn't padded
RedPillSucks 33
If everything he knows is just about your bra size, then he isn't very knowledgeable about you. Perhaps you should find someone who's more into the whole you and not just your boobs.
mangoboy1 19
Is your penis really that small?
The_9th_Doctor 18
well if he's seen you naked than he should have known that already.