Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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RadikulRam 16
Wait till he finds out about Santa.
Kn0wledge123 21
The tooth fairy is real. I saw him last night. He told me to close my eyes and rub magical toothpaste out of a tube....didn't you ALL do that?! Right guys?...right?
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Comments (161)
CallMeMcFeelii 14
It's because some guys want you to believe they have a D cup, while they actually only have an A cup.
LolSarcasm 14
Don't feel bad, push-up bras are the only thing that make my boobs look like... well, boobs.
alwaysmalia 12
You leave your bra on for sex?
lostribe 3
I honestly don't think most men care HOW they got mashed together as long as they do, so don't be deterred.
soullyfe 33
I wouldn't just assume 'mostly all' do. I happen to wear sports bras a majority of the time since its more comfortable to me than others and I know quite a few other people that do as well.
ViviMage 40
There was an FML were a lady took a guy she met to bed, she took off her bra, and the guy asked her in shock: "WHERE'D THEY GO??" Why do guys think we're lying? Watch on YouTube My favorite Martian's "tig ol bitties". I am not big in the chest. It's not having a big rack that matters. Not past the basic lust. Men that want a life long relationship will look last the bewbs.
rfid_fml 13
OP, your guy is a douchenozzle. Even if you had the smallest breasts ever, he should be happy, and appreciate you. Besides, he probably wears the kind of jeans that make his micro junk look existent, if he's that shallow.
rfid_fml 13
Sounds like shallow minded Californian, where inane matters most. Looks fade, just enjoy who you are. Looks won't matter that much to him when he's fat, bald, and old.
GamerGriffin 10
ouch Cx hehe
fitimdone22 4
pp