Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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RadikulRam 16
Wait till he finds out about Santa.
Kn0wledge123 21
The tooth fairy is real. I saw him last night. He told me to close my eyes and rub magical toothpaste out of a tube....didn't you ALL do that?! Right guys?...right?
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Poetaster 10
Better a push up than sweat pants and a wife beater
tj4234 36
Just throwing this out there, but boobs aren't everything to a guy. Yes, it's true that guys like them. But even girls who have a chest that you could use to calibrate a spirit level can be really attractive without them.
aibasmith 7
That sucks
ViviMage 40
Has he seen you naked? Then he knows "the truth" already. I have a damaged side from a badminton shuttlecock hitting me *there* that looks more like a bouncing Buddha and less like a vibrant 31 year old. I don't let a little lopsidedness spoil my fun! And yes, my guy knows.
erhamgerdberbs 0
As a woman with a fair sized chest, I personally prefer wearing push ups and don't consider them "false advertising." I've tried regular bras and they don't support near enough. It has nothing to do with being more attractive or more appealing, it's PERSONAL PREFERENCE and COMFORT.
Raesin 21
Also as a woman with a 'fair' sized chest (F), I find that I honestly don't need push up bras. Not only is it false advertising, regular bras are plenty supportive if they fit properly. Tbh I suggest you go and get your bra size measured and remember that your boobs aren't supposed to be directly under your chin.
erhamgerdberbs 0
LOL woah. Dat aggression. My boobs aren't directly under my chin, thank you very much. It's just a bra with a little padding to keep my chest up and where I like my chest to be. Let me reiterate: I've tried out regular bras and I felt uncomfortable in them. And yes, I was wearing the right size.
Cazz91 21
Who pissed in your corn flakes this morning 91? :/
Puolukka 4
#91 is actually right. Most women wear bras with underbust bands that are much too large... The underbust band (and underwire) is what is supposed to support the weight of the breasts, not the straps and not the padding of the cups...
blondie1018 6
hey everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support, my boyfriend only did this as a joke. and for all of you that said I should leave him, we're still together and our anniversary is coming up!
blackbird85 4
dayumm that's funny lol
mattrd_fml 31
Ah, the push-up bra. Deceiving men everywhere for over 20 years.
Alicestraza 33
Come on, everything is deceiving. To be entirely truthful about one's attractiveness you'd have to walk around with unkempt hair, no make up and naked.
horneyhic 15
Deal
Cazz91 21
I have done that. Except the waking around naked in public part. I don't want to pay a hefty fine, lol.
Fancy_Potatoes 3
Its not all about boobies. So what if you wear push up bras?
KiddNYC1O 22
**** him. Literally.