Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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RadikulRam 16
Wait till he finds out about Santa.
Kn0wledge123 21
The tooth fairy is real. I saw him last night. He told me to close my eyes and rub magical toothpaste out of a tube....didn't you ALL do that?! Right guys?...right?
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dawood_k 27
Your boyfriend is such a tit!
ffpm77 4
ditch em....wutta dbag
Siant 4
DON'T LIE TO GUYS ABOUT THAT STUFF! It almost sounds like he was joking around though
tommygunkid 4
It's because people use that as a crutch when they can't think of anything funny to say, knowing it will probably get a rise out of the person
mimerino 9
All he knew *was* a lie.
papabear88 6
look in his pants than tell him the same thing
theresstilllight 5
Honestly OP coming from a guys perspective I can tell you right now that your chest size is perfect exactly how it is. Of course I've never seen your chest but to men quite literally all boobs are great. You could have absolutely nothing there but it wouldn't matter in the slightest to the majority of men. What I'm trying to say OP is that boobs are purely extra, it's you that men are truly interested in, every man deep down wants to be with a woman who is proud of herself and capable, a partner, someone he can protect and love and eventually raise a family with. You're absolutely perfect as who you are no matter what you look like or how large your boobs are it doesn't matter one day the right man will look at you and feel like he's met his partner I assure you. So go be yourself and don't worry about breast size, it's the same as wearing brighter clothes, it's just a way to attract attention. :)
ThatBoredGuy 4
WTF ?! Push-up bras are hot
alienGirlscout 5
Funny how some things that alter how your body naturally looks (make up, shaving) is something guys tend to demand, while push up is apparently "false advertising". Personally I love my tiny ****, but I wear push-up because they hold my boobs in place like a ******* mold and I hate it when they bounce around. /hairflip
dragonsofpurples 3
So not just the cake is a lie then?