Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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RadikulRam 16
Wait till he finds out about Santa.
Kn0wledge123 21
The tooth fairy is real. I saw him last night. He told me to close my eyes and rub magical toothpaste out of a tube....didn't you ALL do that?! Right guys?...right?
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OddShoeLaces 13
This sucks. I've the same problem but my guy took it a lot better. Hope he didn't have an effect you!
browniey 11
What's wrong with wearing a push up, just a piece of clothing. Hm curious has he not seen you without it?
Bevspeaks 11
Boobs shouldn't be the big issue here, it should be more about your personality and well...hell what guys think about a good personality? Self esteem issues,I deal with them sometimes, but then I think, "I'm awesome!" Sart thinking that OP, then just do that,be AWESOME! Your boyfriend is just being weird
Fsvb 32
Thank you so much for that comment! I was really getting upset with all the push-up bra approving comments. I dont understand, we do complain and recognize the effects of false advertisement in the media but when it comes to individuals, it's okay? I believe you are just making the competition harder with doing things like this and there is absolutely no need for it! The media already tells me that I should have large hooters now you are just showing me that that is indeed the new norm! Why are we so okay with this?
sayhey22 19
My friend and I created the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. You can join too if you want:)
bandeek 30
I used to have horrible self confidence, but when i was with my ex he showed me that he thought i was beautiful and he liked the way i looked and slowly over the two years i was able to build up my confidence with his help. Once we broke up i discovered he was full of shit, but i still had my self confidence.
iamsodoneman 4
I wear push up bras, not because I'm insecure but because why not? I hope he was joking around because that's ridiculous.
Siererrr 13
I wear push up bras and I am a solid C. They are more comfortable and supportive. Guys need to understand!
lowshadows 21
those aren't boobs, THEY'RE LIES!!
fritzie2011 5
Men will never understand what its like growing up as a women in today's society! You're better off without him!