Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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squirell_AIDS69 0
If you're boyfriend really cared about you and liked you there would be nothing about you that would embarrass him around his friends. He's just an asshole if you ask me.
omgshaylaaa 0
uhhh does he want his friends staring at your chest? creeepy.
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omgshaylaaa 0
uhhh does he want his friends staring at your chest? creeepy.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
BOOOOBBBIEEEZZZZ!!!
ifailplzinsultme 0
stuff it with cash! Can you say "hooker"?
bigphill1333 0
A cup = :(. B cup = :/. C cup = :). D cup = :D
therealbmw 2
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ydi for not having pleasing ****
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Tell him to stuff his pants so you won't be embarrassed. BOOM COUNTER!
GiggidyPants 0
Tell him to stuff his head so his brain doesn't rattle around so much when he walks BOOM DOUBLE COUNTER!
omgwork 0
43 that was gay just stop
fastbunny 0
YD to have a foot shoved up your A**
romano07 0
56- calm down tell your BF to stop stuffing his ass, cause it's embarrassing! BOOM!!!! =D
randiZ25 0
win^^
natirixoxo 0
26 is an idiot. real men = :D pathetic shallow perverts = :(
newnew8 0
your boyfriend is an ass then. :/ and 18-one bout the hooker., haha that's really funny.
kei1108 13
I agree with you all the way, 101. ugh.. they have no idea what it's like... guys have it a lot easier!! That guy NEEDS to be dumped. I hope she did...
Brittaneyyy 0
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idk how some people are ranting over this some guys like a girl with a decent rack or a nice ass if he really had a huge problem with it he would of broken up with her probably n besides his friends probably know what she really looks looks like n If I was a dude I wouldn't wanna be at a party with my dudes n gf n being ragged on for getting with her sorry if that's shallow but I'm thinking logically n also from experience
FML_Whale 18
143 - I have no idea what you just said.
astrogirl_fml 7
she just said she rather someone be with her for her looks than personality
squirell_AIDS69 0
If you're boyfriend really cared about you and liked you there would be nothing about you that would embarrass him around his friends. He's just an asshole if you ask me.
dancygal123 0
I agree completely.
unidentified_sta 5
Essentially. If he doesn't value you for who you are, you are wasting your time and need to stick an "ex" in front of his relation to you.
whateverLifeIs 0
Totally agree!!
LoveMySoldier82 0
Next time he says that, tell him to stuff his pants.
ICaughtFire 4
51, if there is a "next time", I'm going to have to declare OP an idiot.
nikki9tails 3
totally
Lucidium 0
57 looks like a dude.
Snowjob 0
lolololololulz u mad bro?
LoveMySoldier82 0
55. She never mentioned former or ex. She also never said anything about standing up for herself or breaking up with him.
hellokat1 0
Ouch.I'm sorry you have a jerk for a boyfriend.
omgshaylaaa 0
plus, your boyfriend should be proud of who you are and want to show that off. not a pair of fake stuffed boobies!
emmabear16 0
I agree, if he doesn't like you the way you are, dump him.
Acousticpixie14 6
Yep, if he's enough of an ass to say that to you, you need to get rid of him.
shaneac 0
Just tell him "Only if you stuff your pants, I don't want to be embarassed."
Illyssa_fml 4
That's ****** up...I hope you broke up with him and told him that he's just jealous cuz he has a ****** and no boobs
BahahahLOL 0
I think it's OP that has a ****** and no boobs...
MyChemical_fml 0
ZING, Brock strikes again! :D.
zanguard 0
Grow some bazongas!
22cute 17
ur an ass
xMexicanXJesusx 0
no, he's a crocodile!
Peytonlikesme 0
@sshole
Brittneyyyy 7
Uhh I would say **** no, and if he's not okay with that then it's over :)
Bluedoh 3
says the girl with the low cut shirt and nice rack in the photo....
Acousticpixie14 6
Hahaahaha win^^
cstrat 0
Some of us like little *******...
EnaBoC 5
^ win. I agree. But seriously, kill him.
TitaniumSilver 0
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LuxAeterna_fml 0
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derangedplanet 23
we get that you like them, seriously you think us women of the world haven't noticed? What we don't understand is how you expect us to be thin, well chested, and smart. if you're thin and we'll chested, you're already technically illproportionate, and are at higher risk than you should be for a lot of dangerous shit. who the hell gets to judge females off of their genetic predisposition to be unable to fight off bags of fat. logic=none
robbilee 14
drink more milk
omgshaylaaa 0
wtf?
squirell_AIDS69 0
Or try the Thailand Breast Slap. You can get a lot of good information from watching Manswers.
MyChemical_fml 0
WHAT?! Half naked girls lie?! What has this world come to?
Shaggy_92 5
I ****** loveeeeee manswers!!!!!